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Apr 2nd, 2021, 5:00 pm
HogwartsExpress wrote:Compiling a detailed book of answers. Will be published in the ebook release section before the date. No need to contact. :lol:

In addition to the answers for Professor enO lirpA questions, please add the answers to the questions of his wife slooF.
Thanks,
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Apr 2nd, 2021, 5:00 pm

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Apr 2nd, 2021, 6:31 pm
April Fool is past...
Apr 2nd, 2021, 6:31 pm
Apr 2nd, 2021, 7:28 pm
Questions:
1. If you punch yourself and it hurts, are you weak or are you strong?
Neither. You’re human.
2. How far up do bald people go when they wash their face?
As far as they want. It’s their face, not head.
3. If you’re trying to fail and you succeed, did you fail or did you succeed?
This reminds me of a class I took on Zen Poetry.
4. Describe an omelet.
Eggy.
5. Which orange came first? The color or the fruit?
I think both were in existence simultaneously.
6. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Because it’s friggin glue!
7. If a vampire bites a zombie, does the zombie become a vampire or does the vampire become a zombie?
Oh, I’m not dealin’ with this one.
8. In the word ‘scent’, which letter is silent? S or C?
The “C” - it’s a triple homophone sent/scent/cent
9. Do you consider eyebrows facial hair?
No.
10. If you had a dream that none of your dreams would come true, and you woke up and had none of your real-life dreams come true, would that be a dream come true?
Heck no!
11. What was the first man to milk a cow trying to do?
IDK...Ask Adam and Eve if they met anyone before they got evicted.
12. If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?
Ask Darwin.
13. If we learn and improve from our mistakes, why are we so afraid to make mistakes?
So many people DON’T do this...that’s why this is a cliched saying.
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Apr 2nd, 2021, 7:28 pm