What Is The Best Geek Joke You Ever Saw?

Talk about anything here as long as it is not against the rules. Post count not affected.
Jan 30th, 2010, 4:29 pm
#519348 by nathanpc
This is my one:
Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender.


Share yours too! :D
Jan 30th, 2010, 4:29 pm

Main Development Languages C/C++ - Java - Java EE - Java ME - C# - Visual Basic - 8086, ARM, MIPS, z80 and 6502 Assembly - Delphi - WML - Pascal - Ruby
Devices Samsung Galaxy S - Motorola Milestone - HTC Touch Pro2 - iPad w/ 3G 64GB - Nokia E61 - HP iPAQ Hx2490b - Apple iPod Touch 3g - HP Jornada 720 - Palm T|X - Palm z22
GPS Mio Moov 560

Pixhost - Image hosting made simple
Feb 1st, 2010, 7:24 am
#520170 by scilor
I love this one:
Press Any key to continue - Where is the any key?!
Feb 1st, 2010, 7:24 am
Feb 2nd, 2010, 4:20 am
#520589 by someonecool
It was a ID10T error


one of my favs...
Feb 2nd, 2010, 4:20 am
Feb 2nd, 2010, 10:41 am
#520676 by maze1980
There are 10 kinds of people on the world. Those who can count binary and those who can't.
Feb 2nd, 2010, 10:41 am
Feb 2nd, 2010, 9:56 pm
#520959 by nathanpc
Here are some good ones:
A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"


Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: none, that's a hardware problem


Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Feb 2nd, 2010, 9:56 pm

Main Development Languages C/C++ - Java - Java EE - Java ME - C# - Visual Basic - 8086, ARM, MIPS, z80 and 6502 Assembly - Delphi - WML - Pascal - Ruby
Devices Samsung Galaxy S - Motorola Milestone - HTC Touch Pro2 - iPad w/ 3G 64GB - Nokia E61 - HP iPAQ Hx2490b - Apple iPod Touch 3g - HP Jornada 720 - Palm T|X - Palm z22
GPS Mio Moov 560

Pixhost - Image hosting made simple