I'll start.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

Why did all the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this (spread your arms as far as they'll go).

[Disk4mat]

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Once upon a time, an emperor had a royal pig. And he had a beautiful daughter. So he said, whoever could stay longer with the pig in the pig house would become the heir to the throne and receive the princess's hand in marriage. So, a frenchman came and gave it a try. After 3 minutes, he comes out of the house, gasping, "Gah, how the pig stinks!". Then comes to try an englishman. He, too, comes out after 5 minutes, wheezing, "Gah, how the pig stinks!". Then comes a filippino, and he, too, runs out after several minutes, yelling "Gah, how the pig stinks!". Then comes a gipsy. And he gets in the house with the pig. He stays there an hour, half a day, a day. After a full 3 days, the pig gets out, howling, "Gah, how the gipsy stinks!"

Highly offensive. But funny.

I am not rasist. I am no xenophobe. It's just a joke.

[nipsy]

I'll start.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

It's not 9 it's 8. One of them didn't like sloppy 7ths

Hang on no it's 7. one of them felt guilty that it was his sister.

i want more.

[nipsy]

I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!"

Kinky bitch.

[nipsy]

I'm Josef Fritzl and no windows was my idea.

[leeper]

What do you call all of that useless skin around a vagina? Woman

How do you know the Lord has come? By the Stains on his tunic

A boy and a pedophile walk into a dark forest. The boy says "man is this scary, I'm frightened". The pedo says "you're frightened? I have to walk out of here all by myself".