October joke attempts:
1) A guy with a PPC walks into a bar. Another guy with a flip-phone avoids walking into the bar all toghether.
2) How many PPC users does it take to change a light bulb?
None! Who needs light, just adjust the brightness of your screen.
lol, or the flash of the camara!
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that would be funny!!
but deserved
but deserved
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pacthic attempt at joke, please be nice
A new company designed a little program that allows ppc users to understand marriage
it consists of two parts:
1. Before marriage
2. After marriage
ppc users just have to click to read
Part 1: BEFORE MARRIAGE:
He: "Yes. At last. I was waiting for this opportunity."
She: "Do you want me to leave?"
He: "NO!"
She: "Do you love me?"
He: "Yeah!"
She: "Have you ever cheated on me?"
He: "NO! Why you even asking? You know I will never do that"
She: "Will you kiss me?"
He:" Of course! Why not?"
She:" Will you hit me?"
He: "No! I'm not that kind of person! Why would you think that?"
She: "Can I trust you?"
Part 2: AFTER MARRIAGE.... Press the BACK button (read the lines from bottom to top:)
A new company designed a little program that allows ppc users to understand marriage
it consists of two parts:
1. Before marriage
2. After marriage
ppc users just have to click to read
Part 1: BEFORE MARRIAGE:
He: "Yes. At last. I was waiting for this opportunity."
She: "Do you want me to leave?"
He: "NO!"
She: "Do you love me?"
He: "Yeah!"
She: "Have you ever cheated on me?"
He: "NO! Why you even asking? You know I will never do that"
She: "Will you kiss me?"
He:" Of course! Why not?"
She:" Will you hit me?"
He: "No! I'm not that kind of person! Why would you think that?"
She: "Can I trust you?"
Part 2: AFTER MARRIAGE.... Press the BACK button (read the lines from bottom to top:)
another bad joke
changed it to fit ppc
At a recent computer exposition (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the pocket pc industry with the auto industry and stated:
"If General Motors had kept up with the technology like the pocket pc industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon".
In response to Bill's comments, GM issued a press stating:
"If General Motors had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart (softreset) , in which case you would have to reinstall (hardreset)the engine.
3. Macintosh (iphone) would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive-but would run on only five percent of the roads.
4. (my favorite one:) The airbag system would ask, "Are you sure?" Before deploying.
changed it to fit ppc
At a recent computer exposition (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the pocket pc industry with the auto industry and stated:
"If General Motors had kept up with the technology like the pocket pc industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon".
In response to Bill's comments, GM issued a press stating:
"If General Motors had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart (softreset) , in which case you would have to reinstall (hardreset)the engine.
3. Macintosh (iphone) would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive-but would run on only five percent of the roads.
4. (my favorite one:) The airbag system would ask, "Are you sure?" Before deploying.
Life before the PPC
AN application was for employment
A program was a TV show
Memory was something that you lost with age
Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!
Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!
AN application was for employment
A program was a TV show
Memory was something that you lost with age
Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!
Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!
LMAO!
youre right abou it being a bad joke.
thanks for sharing.
youre right abou it being a bad joke.
thanks for sharing.
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one that has nothing to do with ppc, a bit long, but funny
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36."
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go
to the 3rd grade."
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the
answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a
lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,
"Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36."
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go
to the 3rd grade."
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the
answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a
lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,
"Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.
Last edited by kevinyunlai on Nov 29th, 2007, 3:20 am, edited 1 time in total.
The best math program on ppc has proven that girls are evil
Girls require time and money:
Girls = Time * Money
And since we all know time is money:
Time = Money
Girls = Money * Money = (Money)²
And because money is the root of all evil:
Money = √Evil
Girls = (√Evil)²
which shows that
Girls = Evil
Problem solved
Girls require time and money:
Girls = Time * Money
And since we all know time is money:
Time = Money
Girls = Money * Money = (Money)²
And because money is the root of all evil:
Money = √Evil
Girls = (√Evil)²
which shows that
Girls = Evil
Problem solved
sorry about the bad jokes, but bad jokes are better than no jokes right?
nothing to do with ppc, but thought it would be fun
Ain't technology wonderful?
Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of civil and military aircrafts to simulate travel at maximum velocity.
The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers.
When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin like an arrow shot from a bow.
The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the British scientists for suggestions.
You're going to love this......
Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:
"Defrost the chicken first."
... And these guys are trying to police the world!
Ain't technology wonderful?
Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of civil and military aircrafts to simulate travel at maximum velocity.
The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers.
When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin like an arrow shot from a bow.
The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the British scientists for suggestions.
You're going to love this......
Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:
"Defrost the chicken first."
... And these guys are trying to police the world!
Rated PG-13
Top 10 Worst Company URLS
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:
A site called Who Represents where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain... http://www.whorepresents.com
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Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at http://www.therapistfinder.com
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7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always http://www.ipanywhere.com
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Top 10 Worst Company URLS
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:
A site called Who Represents where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain... http://www.whorepresents.com
Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at http://www.expertsexchange.com
Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at http://www.penisland.net
Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at http://www.therapistfinder.com
Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… http://www.powergenitalia.com
And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: http://www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always http://www.ipanywhere.com
8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is http://www.cummingfirst.com
9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: http://www.speedofart.com
10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at http://www.gotahoe.com