335 *sigh* I think that posts about crapping your pants and how long is your schlong should count double, or triple, depending on the humiliation factor.
Examples of double:
Man, I shat me pants!
My weenie is so short the weenie people called and asked me to stop calling it weenie.
Examples of triple:
Man, I shat me pants! And the back of me legs, all the way down to me shoes! I'll never sh*t solid again!
My weenie is so short, the pharmaceutical people called and asked me to use a pic of it in one of those sexual dysfunction adds.
PS. Thanks Sherlockx!
Examples of double:
Man, I shat me pants!
My weenie is so short the weenie people called and asked me to stop calling it weenie.
Examples of triple:
Man, I shat me pants! And the back of me legs, all the way down to me shoes! I'll never sh*t solid again!
My weenie is so short, the pharmaceutical people called and asked me to use a pic of it in one of those sexual dysfunction adds.
PS. Thanks Sherlockx!
