[Feronia]

I need a laugh today...

Sven wakes up at home with a hangover the size XXXL.
He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a albedo and a glass of water on the nightstand. He sits up and sees his clothing, everything clean and ironed...
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean!
Takes a albedo and sees a note on the bedside table:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.
Love you!"
Surprised he staggers to the kitchen.
Indeed there is hot breakfast and the newspaper waiting for him.
Their son is sitting at the table and eats breakfast. Sven asks:
- My son , what really happened last night?
The son replies:
- Well, you came home at 3 o'clock, stone drunk and delirious .
You broke furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you walked straight into the door.
Confused asks Sven :
- So, why is everything in order and so clean, plus, breakfast is ready and waiting for me?
The son replies:
- Ah, you wonder about that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off you said :
Leave me alone, lady - I 'm married!