[andree]

But his real favourite is Hide the joint of meat/chicken pieces/packet of biscuits etc and he is a master at that because I have never yet found his hiding place for those.

eew, what are you gonna do once you found the hiding place ? Raid it ?

[sherlockx]

Well if there is anything other than a few scraps of bone left it might make good bush tucker

[sherlockx]

Now my dear Womble , there is something that you might wish for:
That you can answer all the questions in my Christmas Quiz.

[zackddog]

Sherlockx, I have it from the highest authority (a woman) that if you change the word Bro for the word Ho in the Barney Stinson series of books on Psychology and Human Behaviour, most of our problems understanding women would be solved.

If I had known 20 years ago that women were basically just as horny and obsessed with sex as I was, "Jack" wouldn't have happened, no matter how drunk I was.

[zackddog]

1 World peace
2 Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite
3 E Pluribus Unum
4 Universal healthcare
5 A new rotator cup and clavicle
6 Cheap hydrogen cells
7 Reforestation of the Amazon basin
8 Clean up of the Great Garbage Spot in the Pacific Ocean
9 No more religious zealots of any kind
10 A new hookah to smoke all those pipe dreams with

But I'll settle for 2 of the books in Bohica's list and a few of the ones in Womble's. Actually, I'll take any of the books on all of the lists and if the spirit moves any of you in a hard to ignore way, nekkid pics of yourself.

[Beukies]

Actually, I'll take any of the books on all of the lists and if the spirit moves any of you in a hard to ignore way, nekkid pics of yourself.

Well, here's an old picture of me nekkid! (True story!)

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[andree]

LMAO! What a vivid pic, Beu!!! Sensational! I can really imagine how you look like at your age, now! Awesome!!!

[zackddog]

You know Beukies, I'd bet dollars to donuts that you made quite a cute zygote. Probably broke quite a few ova's hearts.

After careful consideration this is what I really want: A good copy of High Fidelity and of About A Boy by Nick Hornby. The scanned copies that I currently have sometimes give me a headache. Same goes for The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. Can't forget Fever Pitch.

Santa better get busy.

[womble]

Sherlockx, I have it from the highest authority (a woman) that if you change the word Bro for the word Ho in the Barney Stinson series of books on Psychology and Human Behaviour, most of our problems understanding women would be solved.

If I had known 20 years ago that women were basically just as horny and obsessed with sex as I was, "Jack" wouldn't have happened, no matter how drunk I was.

Where would the world be if there weren't any drunken accidents or adventurous teens? The population would probably go into decline! I'd like to add 'Dumbies guide to contraception' to my list! I've finally found one that works, but it's not for the faint hearted!
Sorry Sherlockx, the chance of me being able to answer all your questions - they'd need thermals in hell, but it is fun trying and looking stuff up!

[sherlockx]

Sorry Sherlockx, the chance of me being able to answer all your questions - they'd need thermals in hell, but it is fun trying and looking stuff up!

There are some quite easy ones But there again there are some fairly evil ones as well.
Do you like the signature verse?

[Beukies]

Same goes for The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. Can't forget Fever Pitch.

Santa better get busy.

Try this:
http://www.filesonic.com/file/134978331/Hitchhiker\’s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy,_The_-_Douglas_Adams.epub

http://www.filesonic.com/file/134979361/Hitchhiker’s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy,_The_-_Douglas_Adams.mobi

Santa loves you!

[sherlockx]

Talk to me nicely and I can tell you where to find the original BBC radio play of hhgttg

[womble]

Sorry Sherlockx, the chance of me being able to answer all your questions - they'd need thermals in hell, but it is fun trying and looking stuff up!

There are some quite easy ones But there again there are some fairly evil ones as well.
Do you like the signature verse?

I'll take your word for it on the easy ones! I love the verse it suits you to a 'T'! Did you dream that one up?

[sherlockx]

I love the verse it suits you to a 'T'! Did you dream that one up?

Yes, like everything else all my own work.

[zackddog]

Try this:
http://www.filesonic.com/file/134978331/Hitchhiker\’s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy,_The_-_Douglas_Adams.epub

http://www.filesonic.com/file/134979361/Hitchhiker’s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy,_The_-_Douglas_Adams.mobi

Santa loves you!

No workee.

Beukies, glad to meet a graduate of "The Ebenezer Scrooge School For Fine Boys and Future Santas"

Either that or you've been sitting too close to Doctor Evil at lunch. hehehe...Is that you sitting atop my chimney?