Ok guys, I need your help. I have a BIG problem. No, it's not all in my head. Well, it kind of is but that is irrelevant.
Womble, no, it doesn't need new batteries or a new transformer, it's not that BIG kind of a problem. I know what you're thinking and what you're thinking is just nasty. Same goes for you Farrah, it's nothing that can be solved with some man-man love and a big tub of lube. It's a different type of problem. Not everything can be solved with some hot, sweaty gay sex, you know.
Speaking of hot, sweaty gay sex, I guess that asking mesquite would be OK, since he's NOT into that kind of thing, or so he claims. I need a drink. Where's Beaukies when you really need him? You know, he's closer to my thinking and outlook than some of you guys, I could use his advice right about now. Maybe I should ask red, but her solution always involve some pain and discomfort to my butt. Man, I need something. I'd really love a nice stiff one right now. With a beer chaser. And a cigarette afterwards.
Anyway what it comes down to is this...
You know what? Forget it. I can't trust none of you guys to give me a straight answer. Or to not make fun of me and my problem. Truly, I don't think that you'd know a straight answer if it came over to your house and cooked you dinner.
You guys are a bunch of weirdoes.
Forget about asking Sherlockx. He's a BIGGER weirdo. And a freak.
Womble, no, it doesn't need new batteries or a new transformer, it's not that BIG kind of a problem. I know what you're thinking and what you're thinking is just nasty. Same goes for you Farrah, it's nothing that can be solved with some man-man love and a big tub of lube. It's a different type of problem. Not everything can be solved with some hot, sweaty gay sex, you know.
Speaking of hot, sweaty gay sex, I guess that asking mesquite would be OK, since he's NOT into that kind of thing, or so he claims. I need a drink. Where's Beaukies when you really need him? You know, he's closer to my thinking and outlook than some of you guys, I could use his advice right about now. Maybe I should ask red, but her solution always involve some pain and discomfort to my butt. Man, I need something. I'd really love a nice stiff one right now. With a beer chaser. And a cigarette afterwards.
Anyway what it comes down to is this...
You know what? Forget it. I can't trust none of you guys to give me a straight answer. Or to not make fun of me and my problem. Truly, I don't think that you'd know a straight answer if it came over to your house and cooked you dinner.
You guys are a bunch of weirdoes.
Forget about asking Sherlockx. He's a BIGGER weirdo. And a freak.




