Jul 25th, 2012, 4:38 am
Ok guys, I need your help. I have a BIG problem. No, it's not all in my head. Well, it kind of is but that is irrelevant.

Womble, no, it doesn't need new batteries or a new transformer, it's not that BIG kind of a problem. I know what you're thinking and what you're thinking is just nasty. Same goes for you Farrah, it's nothing that can be solved with some man-man love and a big tub of lube. It's a different type of problem. Not everything can be solved with some hot, sweaty gay sex, you know.

Speaking of hot, sweaty gay sex, I guess that asking mesquite would be OK, since he's NOT into that kind of thing, or so he claims. I need a drink. Where's Beaukies when you really need him? You know, he's closer to my thinking and outlook than some of you guys, I could use his advice right about now. Maybe I should ask red, but her solution always involve some pain and discomfort to my butt. Man, I need something. I'd really love a nice stiff one right now. With a beer chaser. And a cigarette afterwards.

Anyway what it comes down to is this...

You know what? Forget it. I can't trust none of you guys to give me a straight answer. Or to not make fun of me and my problem. Truly, I don't think that you'd know a straight answer if it came over to your house and cooked you dinner.

You guys are a bunch of weirdoes.

Forget about asking Sherlockx. He's a BIGGER weirdo. And a freak.
Jul 25th, 2012, 4:38 am

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Jul 25th, 2012, 8:17 am
Poor Zack. :( It's been a couple of days since anyone's picked on you and now you're feeling a little blue, huh.
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I know it was probably fun rolling in all that wet paint, then running through the house 'helping' paint it, but....
Using paint remover's not a good idea. Probably gonna have ta shave ya down to get the dry paint off, buddy. :?

:lol: :lol: 8)
Jul 25th, 2012, 8:17 am
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Jul 25th, 2012, 9:18 am
To Zackddog

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Jul 25th, 2012, 9:18 am

sherlockx The Eternal Trickster
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Jul 25th, 2012, 9:22 am
zackddog wrote:Ok guys, I need your help. I have a BIG problem. No, it's not all in my head. Well, it kind of is but that is irrelevant.

Womble, no, it doesn't need new batteries or a new transformer, it's not that BIG kind of a problem. I know what you're thinking and what you're thinking is just nasty. Same goes for you Farrah, it's nothing that can be solved with some man-man love and a big tub of lube. It's a different type of problem. Not everything can be solved with some hot, sweaty gay sex, you know.

Speaking of hot, sweaty gay sex, I guess that asking mesquite would be OK, since he's NOT into that kind of thing, or so he claims. I need a drink. Where's Beaukies when you really need him? You know, he's closer to my thinking and outlook than some of you guys, I could use his advice right about now. Maybe I should ask red, but her solution always involve some pain and discomfort to my butt. Man, I need something. I'd really love a nice stiff one right now. With a beer chaser. And a cigarette afterwards.

Anyway what it comes down to is this...

You know what? Forget it. I can't trust none of you guys to give me a straight answer. Or to not make fun of me and my problem. Truly, I don't think that you'd know a straight answer if it came over to your house and cooked you dinner.

You guys are a bunch of weirdoes.

Forget about asking Sherlockx. He's a BIGGER weirdo. And a freak.



I'm back!!!!!!!
Jul 25th, 2012, 9:22 am

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Jul 25th, 2012, 10:15 am
Beukies wrote:I'm back!!!!!!!

:shock: OH SH*T!

Anyone else feel like dad just got back from a business trip and you've been partying with friends at the house all week?!?!

And now comes the punishment....
Jul 25th, 2012, 10:15 am

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Jul 25th, 2012, 10:18 am
sherlockx wrote:To Zackddog

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Nice pict! :D
Usually you can see the camera when people take a picture of themselves in a mirror.
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Jul 25th, 2012, 10:18 am

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Jul 25th, 2012, 12:21 pm
FarrahDog wrote:Nice pict! :D
Usually you can see the camera when people take a picture of themselves in a mirror.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Sherlockx just got OWNED. With a hint of "who's your daddy" thrown in.

Welcome back Mr. B! I hope that the vakayshun was a lot of fun and that the beer was plentiful. In that order.
Jul 25th, 2012, 12:21 pm

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Jul 25th, 2012, 12:59 pm
zackddog wrote:Welcome back Mr. B! I hope that the vakayshun was a lot of fun and that the beer was plentiful. In that order.


Thanks Mr Z!!! Yes, a lot of fun was had and tooooooo..... many beers were consumed! Oops! Did I say too many? :shock: Crap! Not enough!!! :lol: :lol:
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Jul 25th, 2012, 1:13 pm
Beukies wrote:
zackddog wrote:Welcome back Mr. B! I hope that the vakayshun was a lot of fun and that the beer was plentiful. In that order.

Thanks Mr Z!!! Yes, a lot of fun was had and tooooooo..... many beers were consumed! Oops! Did I say too many? :shock: Crap! Not enough!!! :lol: :lol:
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What, you needed a vacation from paradise?!?!?!? :shock: :shock:

I know, you were feeding laxatives to sea gulls all week, weren't 'cha?
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Jul 25th, 2012, 1:13 pm

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Jul 25th, 2012, 2:48 pm
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You guys are so funny, I think I get what you problem is Zackdog

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Nice to see you back Mr B, good hols?

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Did you get a wax job before you went? :lol:
Jul 25th, 2012, 2:48 pm

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Jul 25th, 2012, 3:02 pm
zackddog wrote:Ok guys, I need your help. I have a BIG problem. No, it's not all in my head. Well, it kind of is but that is irrelevant.

Womble, no, it doesn't need new batteries or a new transformer, it's not that BIG kind of a problem. I know what you're thinking and what you're thinking is just nasty. Same goes for you Farrah, it's nothing that can be solved with some man-man love and a big tub of lube. It's a different type of problem. Not everything can be solved with some hot, sweaty gay sex, you know.

Speaking of hot, sweaty gay sex, I guess that asking mesquite would be OK, since he's NOT into that kind of thing, or so he claims. I need a drink. Where's Beaukies when you really need him? You know, he's closer to my thinking and outlook than some of you guys, I could use his advice right about now. Maybe I should ask red, but her solution always involve some pain and discomfort to my butt. Man, I need something. I'd really love a nice stiff one right now. With a beer chaser. And a cigarette afterwards.

Anyway what it comes down to is this...

You know what? Forget it. I can't trust none of you guys to give me a straight answer. Or to not make fun of me and my problem. Truly, I don't think that you'd know a straight answer if it came over to your house and cooked you dinner.

You guys are a bunch of weirdoes.

Forget about asking Sherlockx. He's a BIGGER weirdo. And a freak.


Yes, Sherlockx as a nice of guy as he is, is weird. As to being a freak? That's your opinion. I must not judge someone I don't know anything about YET. Beukies, your right, he seems to fit your personality. Sort of like Abbott and Costello (Whose on first?). As for me? Yes, I am in a very happy relationship.


















Caroline Wozniacki!
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She is an international tennis player.
Jul 25th, 2012, 3:02 pm

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Jul 25th, 2012, 3:10 pm
Poor mesquite. :(
Forgot to take his anti-delusional meds lately.

Looks like he's taking these now...

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Jul 25th, 2012, 3:10 pm

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Jul 25th, 2012, 3:13 pm
FARRAH! I am insulted for you to think that a handsome fella like me couldn't score some tail from someone who keeps me on my toes. Only thing that is a bit off putting.... she grunts..... ALOT
Jul 25th, 2012, 3:13 pm

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Jul 25th, 2012, 3:24 pm
I just love the Olympics, especially the warm-ups!!!!

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Jul 25th, 2012, 3:24 pm

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