[zackddog]

Oh dear me Zackdog you have got it wrong again!!!!!!

This means that the fourth world will also have reached the end of its 13th b'ak'tun, or Mayan date 13.0.0.0.0, on December 21, 2012.

Go to Gaol, do not pass go do not collect 200 WRZ$
In the meantime I am now on the run!!! I got ambushed this morning by 4 beautiful nubile young women all of whom insist on marrying me. Don't get me wrong the sex would be mind blowing but the rest of the time they would be the Four Horsewomen of the Apocalips - Nag,Nag,Nag,Nag
p.s Just because I cannot spell apocalypse doesn't mean it's the end of the world

Really? I have it wrong? That's what I get for trusting my memory and not doing a wikipedia search. Anyway, who's gonna be having his own "End Of The World Party" in Las Vegas? Not you! Me! So I just extend it for a couple of days, boohoohoo, my heart is breaking.

I'm still gonna go out with a BANG! Or two. And if it all doesn't end up in the toilet, well, Non, je ne regrette chien.

PS. If you want to, you could run over my way, and I'll try to protect you from the nubile girls. You can keep all the nags.

Did you know that Womble is getting ready to launch a new SATNAG System? It's called the r Geo Synchronous Satellite Naging System (GSSNS) or SATNAG for short. Any husband or single son will be able to hear The Voice anywhere in the UK from 23,000 miles up in space.

The system will soon expand to a true Global Satellite Naging System or GSNS with the launch of 20 to 30 Medium Earth Orbit or MEO satellites.

Israel, India and China were the first to line up as customers, at the insistence of their leader's mothers and wives.

[Beukies]

Did you know that Womble is getting ready to launch a new SATNAG System? It's called the r Geo Synchronous Satellite Naging System (GSSNS) or SATNAG for short. Any husband or single son will be able to hear The Voice anywhere in the UK from 23,000 miles up in space.

Good GRIEF!!! Womble has already launched it:

[Beukies]

I will fly to Las Vegas and have me a 12 to 21 day Bacchanal. All the food, wine, and sex that I can buy. And more sex, just in case.

But, then again, if the world ends, it doesn't matter!

[zackddog]

I will fly to Las Vegas and have me a 12 to 21 day Bacchanal. All the food, wine, and sex that I can buy. And more sex, just in case.

But, then again, if the world ends, it doesn't matter!

Them's two ugly trannies. What if the world doesn't end Beukies? I don't have a Plan B for the contagious part.

Remember, only Herpes is forever.

[womble]

Oh dear me Zackdog you have got it wrong again!!!!!!

This means that the fourth world will also have reached the end of its 13th b'ak'tun, or Mayan date 13.0.0.0.0, on December 21, 2012.

Go to Gaol, do not pass go do not collect 200 WRZ$
In the meantime I am now on the run!!! I got ambushed this morning by 4 beautiful nubile young women all of whom insist on marrying me. Don't get me wrong the sex would be mind blowing but the rest of the time they would be the Four Horsewomen of the Apocalips - Nag,Nag,Nag,Nag
p.s Just because I cannot spell apocalypse doesn't mean it's the end of the world

Just get a sat nag! I like that 4 horsewomen of the apopalypse, I got ambushed by 3 girls, 2 dogs, a plate of welsh cakes and a cup of tea! Not nearly as impressive but it's early yet!

[Bohica60]

[womble]

You've been busy again Bohica?!

I thought I'd share some welsh cakes with you for St David's Day


As you can see below parental revenge at it's best, making your child wear national costume, I do enjoy these moments! Unfortunately mine are too big to 'persuade' into one of these!

[Bohica60]

Oh! That's just cruel!

[Prof Alid Loyas]

Police investigating the disappearance of Sherlockx have released a photofit of the women seen chasing him.

[Beukies]

Police investigating the disappearance of Sherlockx have released a photofit of the women seen chasing him.

Poor old Sherlockx. I suppose when we see him again, he would definitely be much thinner! Yep, those girls will chase him until..........

[Prof Alid Loyas]

I didn't know Sherlockx was a big fan of Saint-Saëns

[Beukies]

I didn't know Sherlockx was a big fan of Saint-Saëns

Shows how much weight he's lost running from the girls!!....and I think he is more a fan of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h03QBNVw ... re=related

[zackddog]

And this thread surprises you because?

You know Womble, the more I look at that outfit, the more I think that the Brits were right in kicking the Puritans out. That outfit looks like something a Puritan would put together while tripping on bad acid.


Sherlockx, you sure you wouldn't put up with a little nagging? I mean, living with you can't be easy either.

[Beukies]

And to make it even better, it is my Birthday!!! No books will be read today.



I already got my favorite cake:



Now I want some presents!!

I don't mind what it is as long as it is along these lines:




or maybe:





..or I'll just get up to some mischief!!

[zackddog]

No kidding?

Happy Birthday Mr. J!


You should've let us know a little earlier, now we're all gonna have to scramble to find you the perfect thing.

Well, while I go shopping, have my friend make you something to eat if you're hungry or just eat what's on the counter.



Happy Birthday! On a Friday! There is a God!

Got enough Aspirin?


And be careful what you do with that stick of yours, it's kinda dangerous.