[Beukies]

........... or just eat what's on the counter.

Yay!!!! Breakfast!!!!

Happy Birthday! On a Friday! There is a God!

Amen Brother!!!

[zackddog]

OK , you better eat all you can, you have to get your energy level up before the beer lifting contest starts.

[Beukies]

Ok, enough is enough!! Now it is REALLY time!........

[sherlockx]

Now don't be shy Beukies, how many candles on your cake?

Gelukkige Verjaarsdag

[Beukies]

Well, to be honest, when they lit all the candles, someone called the fire dept!!!!

[sherlockx]

ah well then we will all assume that you are challenging Methuselah
Halala ngosuku lokuzalwa
waye zanivese

[zackddog]

Cute pooches!

Just talking about it makes me want some of that cake Beukies is having. Preferably the non boobs side. I don't like plastic flavored cake.


Saline, whatever.

[womble]

Hey Sherlockx, the one in the middle grins like my spaniel!

To Beukies

Happy Birthday Penblwydd Hapus [“PENblwidh HAPiss”]

I'm wearing my rugby shirt to wish you happy birthday, sorry I've done my time in one of those costumes!
http://youtu.be/Q-6SMdDMKl0

Enjoy your birthday, and don't forget:

[sherlockx]

Womble looking at that fowl image that would be:
Non, je ne regrette Meusienne

[womble]

Womble looking at that fowl image that would be:
Non, je ne regrette Meusienne

Um, Sherlockx translation, pretty please, I'm afraid my ignorence is showing!
My googling is not up to standard today, I got:
"I don't regret being a broody chicken" ?!? Surely not?

[sherlockx]

Meusienne is a breed of chicken
just think of it as a fowl multilingual pun.
I wasn't giving the bird

[sherlockx]

Do not scroll down if you are of a nervous disposition.
My global spy cameras have captured two gentlemen going off to their bacchanals.
Do you recognise them?

[womble]

Do not scroll down if you are of a nervous disposition.
My global spy cameras have captured two gentlemen going off to their bacchanals.
Do you recognise them?

Looks like the birthday party started early

[sherlockx]

Zackdog, I am wary of females for the last time I trusted one resulted in disaster. I was trekking in the Sahara when I met a Tuareg trader who offered me a choice of bottles containing jinn.Each botle was marked with the special abilities of its respective jinni( wealth,power, sex etc) but even with haggling his price was too much. I then spotted an unmarked bottle which he was reluctant to sell saying that an unknown power could be dangerous.I insisted a bargain was struck and we went our respective ways.That night I decided to open the botle and a beautiful female coalesced out of the smoke. She said she could only grant one wish and asked why I was travelling alone, was I not lonely? I explained I enjoyed the solitude and wished to enjoy being a hermit after my frenetic business life.Pouf I was suddenly a frog and remained so for 15 years.That stupid female misheard me & thought I said I wished to enjoy being a Kermit.
The moral of this story is always be wary of unmarked jinn botles

[zackddog]

hehehehe! Well Sherlockx, at least you didn't wish for a 12 inch penis and ended up with a foot tall piano virtuoso.

And I thought that I was gonna die when the laughing gave way to a coughing fit. Damn you and your damn pics!

And why is it that seeing a can of Heinz Baked Beans makes me think of Womble and wanna spew chunks?

Click "It's Not Easy Bein' Green" or a Kermit

DID BEUKIES SURVIVE HIS BIRTHDAY? IS HIS HEAD EXPLODING? WILL HE OUTLAST THE BLOWING OF THE CHUNKS?

All that and more on the next Jerry Springer!

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!