[womble]

Crap! We have another Sherlockx in our hands.

Is that an insult or a compliment?

I think I'm more likely to confuse everyone including myself if I set a riddle, after all I've no sense of direction, I'd only get lost!

[zackddog]

Crap! We have another Sherlockx in our hands.

Is that an insult or a compliment?

In all truthiness, I'm not sure. Like most things, it depends on the point of view and on the the feelings of the person in question, namely me.

I'll get back to you as soon as I come up with an answer. Or two.

[sherlockx]

In all truthiness, I'm not sure. Like most things, it depends on the point of view and on the the feelings of the person in question, namely me.

I'll get back to you as soon as I come up with an answer. Or two.

A new word for you Zackdog-"Prevaricate"

Lusting after a kindle, weird costumes, photoshopped abs, girlie boys, pretty boys, biting, exploding washing machines, baked beans and pregnancy, sexcersize, whether Merry or Red has the bigger boobs, the weather, drunken superman, birthdays, boobs, dogs, frogs, Kermit, traffic cones sticking out of butts, an Aussie shepherd and his girlfriend, beer, more beer, Fridays and a gazillion other things. All being discussed, talked about, laughed at, with and made fun of.

Other than the word book being used in post #1, not a single book mentioned. Must be a new record.

Another new word for you- "Surrealism"
And if you continue to learn new words we will soon have you writing "English"

[womble]

In all truthiness, I'm not sure. Like most things, it depends on the point of view and on the the feelings of the person in question, namely me.

I'll get back to you as soon as I come up with an answer. Or two.

A new word for you Zackdog-"Prevaricate"

Lusting after a kindle, weird costumes, photoshopped abs, girlie boys, pretty boys, biting, exploding washing machines, baked beans and pregnancy, sexcersize, whether Merry or Red has the bigger boobs, the weather, drunken superman, birthdays, boobs, dogs, frogs, Kermit, traffic cones sticking out of butts, an Aussie shepherd and his girlfriend, beer, more beer, Fridays and a gazillion other things. All being discussed, talked about, laughed at, with and made fun of.

Other than the word book being used in post #1, not a single book mentioned. Must be a new record.

Another new word for you- "Surrealism"
And if you continue to learn new words we will soon have you writing "English"

Um Sherlockx? He's gone quiet again, you know that means trouble, mayhem will ensue, are you worried yet?

[sherlockx]

Nah he's not quiet he's just looking up the meaning of the words
Anyway if he launches an icbm all I have to do is crawl into one of the abandoned coal mines here.
Have you noticed Beukies is rather subdued at the moment as well?

[womble]

Nah he's not quiet he's just looking up the meaning of the words
Anyway if he launches an icbm all I have to do is crawl into one of the abandoned coal mines here.
Have you noticed Beukies is rather subdued at the moment as well?

Yeah, I was wondering about that, do you think he's still out celebrating his birthday? Or still recovering?
There's no coal mines around here, that I know of, so I'll hide under the duvet!
One of the girls just brought me some welsh cakes hubby's cooking, I feel spoilt!
I think I overloaded my kindle, it's hard to find stuff, the menu now has 220 pages, oops

[zackddog]

Nah he's not quiet he's just looking up the meaning of the words
Anyway if he launches an icbm all I have to do is crawl into one of the abandoned coal mines here.
Have you noticed Beukies is rather subdued at the moment as well?

My vocabulary is just fine, better than most. It's my use of it that's worrisome.

I'll just wait until you go to sleep, old man.

Your Butt Is Mine
Gonna Tell You Right
Just Show Your Face
In Broad Daylight
I'm Telling You
On How I Feel
Gonna Hurt Your Mind
Don't Shoot To Kill
Come On, Come On,
Get on me

Because I'm bad, I'm bad
Bad, bad, really, really bad

[sherlockx]

Michael Jackson really!!!! Zackdog you can do better than that! Can't you?

[zackddog]

[quote=womble]
One of the girls just brought me some welsh cakes hubby's cooking, I feel spoilt!
I think I overloaded my kindle, it's hard to find stuff, the menu now has 220 pages, oops [/quote]

Ms. Womble? I've heard that Kindles have the tendency to "lose" stuff. People with Obssesive Compulsive Disorder tend to stay away from them for that very reason.

Now, by your very own admission, you tend to "get lost".

My question is: did you buy the extra "oh crap! I dropped the thing and it broke into smithereens" insurance for it? Because I see a very short flight at a very high rate of speed against a wall in that Kindle's future.

Just saying.

[womble]

[quote=womble]
One of the girls just brought me some welsh cakes hubby's cooking, I feel spoilt!
I think I overloaded my kindle, it's hard to find stuff, the menu now has 220 pages, oops

Ms. Womble? I've heard that Kindles have the tendency to "lose" stuff. People with Obssesive Compulsive Disorder tend to stay away from them for that very reason.

Now, by your very own admission, you tend to "get lost".

My question is: did you buy the extra "oh crap! I dropped the thing and it broke into smithereens" insurance for it? Because I see a very short flight at a very high rate of speed against a wall in that Kindle's future.

Just saying.[/quote]
The extra 'oh crap' warranty would've been a good idea! I just loaded a folder for the girls & lost it
Oh no, you know what this means? I'll have to re-organise it!

[zackddog]

RUN WOMBLE FAMILY! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!

[womble]

RUN WOMBLE FAMILY! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!

It's okay, they've run for the hills, well the tv anyway! It's feeding time at the zoo soon, and the ravenous horde need feeding

[zackddog]

RUN WOMBLE FAMILY! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!

It's okay, they've run for the hills, well the tv anyway! It's feeding time at the zoo soon, and the ravenous horde need feeding

While you're feeding the dog, don't forget the family. Humans need food too.

[womble]

RUN WOMBLE FAMILY! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!

It's okay, they've run for the hills, well the tv anyway! It's feeding time at the zoo soon, and the ravenous horde need feeding

While you're feeding the dog, don't forget the family. Humans need food too.

I did mean the family! Also known as the tribe on greetings cards:

"From our tribe to yours at Christmas"

or we run out of room,

[Beukies]

A great birthday weekend!

I avoided the dreaded :



But some of my friends obviously could not pace themselves:



So while they were all fragile and sorry for themselves, my best buddy took me for long walks on the beach:




What a birthday!