[zackddog]

Well after all, Sherlocking, I'm an ordinary dog,
Who desires nothing more than an ordinary bone,
to pee exactly where he likes, and poop precisely where he wants...
An average dog am I, of no eccentric breed,
Who likes to lick his sack, free of strife,
humping whatever he thinks is best, for him,
Well... just an ordinary dog...

Rex Harrison, eat your heart out.




I'm dyslexic and agnostic? If I could figure it, dog
I'd let my homies write these rhymes down
But since I can't and I got no opposable thumbs
I'm gonna have to give you the finger, As I type this song

I could've been a rapper.

[zackddog]

THERE IS A DOG!

[sherlockx]

Gonna lay down my burden,
Down by the riverside,
Down by the riverside,
Down by the riverside.
Gonna lay down my burden,
Down by the riverside,
Down by the riverside.



For those who do not understand this go study the classics & comparative religion or just send a pm to Zackddog

p.s beat that one Zackddog

[zackddog]

Hercules! Heel!



Take me to the river, peepee in the water
Take me to the river, peepee in the water, water
I don't know why I hate Haedes like I do
All the trouble that he puts me through
Take his doggie, his cigarettes
he hasn't seen the worst of it yet
I wanna know, can you tell me?
Why can't it stay
Take me to the river (Take me to the river), pooping in the water
Peepee in the river (Take me to the river), pooping in the water

That's right Talking Heads, there's a new sheriff in town and his name isn't you, it's Dog!

[sherlockx]

I am the dog of hell fire, and I bring you
Fire, I'll take you to burn
Fire, I'll take you to learn
I'll see you burn

You fought hard and you saved and earned
But all of it's going to burn
And your mind, your tiny mind
You know you've really been so blind
Now 's your time, burn your mind
You're falling far too far behind
Oh no, oh no, oh no, you're gonna burn

Fire, to destroy all you've done
Fire, to end all you've become
I'll feel you burn

You've been living like a little girl
In the middle of your little world
And your mind, your tiny mind
You know you've really been so blind
Now 's your time, burn your mind
You're falling far too far behind
OOhhh
Fire, I'll take you to burn
Fire, I'll take you to learn
You're gonna burn, you're gonna burn
You're gonna burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn

Fire, I'll take you to burn
Fire, I'll take you to learn
Fire, I'll take you to bed

[mesquite]

[zackddog]

I'm VERY good at following directions.

[zackddog]

[Bohica60]

Noticed the WHAT??

[zackddog]

I just Saturdays

[zackddog]

Lazy Sundays

[zackddog]

[zackddog]

mesquite's Messed Up Monday

[Bohica60]

[zackddog]

Looks like Princess Middleton (stop calling her Kate) is finally in Labour. Wait, shouldn't she be in Tory? Hmmm...

Anyway, in honor of the royal flush, Sherlockx decided to give himself a chemical full Brazilian with, as his review of the product in Amazon attests, BRILLIANT results. His bollocks were actually shiny, so brilliant the result were. 5 out of 5 stars he gave the product.

Amazing.

1,129 of 1,211 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Spiced nuts, 21 July 2013
By mikethebign - See all my reviews

This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)

Sergeant slaughter and his two lovely daughters
Do get the occasional trim.
New Prince on the stage, ashamed of my mange
My purchase a bit of a whim

The instruction book did not get a look
I thought I knew how to use Veet
Whipped out my tower, whilst stood in the shower
Spreading it liberally all over my meat

I flipped off the cap, lifted up the old chap
Pushing the limits i'm sure
I wanted to groom in the valley of doom
Now my starfish is bleeding and raw

I tried to keep calm washing off the napalm
Leaving me all of a fluster
You could boil a small lake or cook a big steak
With the heat from my genital cluster.

Less grass on the wicked, but all's still not cricket
It does add an inch or two
A full week past, how long will it last?
Still unable to sit, stand or poo.

You may well cry but tears will dry,
Leaving balls as smooth as jam jars,
My slong looks huge, still no sign of pubes
So i'm happy to award it 5 stars

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