[zackddog]

Royal Baby Update: England, Great Britain and The UK prepare for the royal birth.

In anticipation of the breaking of the water (The Royal Flush) most Brits are doing their best to appear patriotic and enthusiastic.

The old Queen herself, Sir Elton John, has joined the British commoners.

[zackddog]

Welcome to Wiggly Jiggly Weird Womble Wednesday

And Hump Day!

[sherlockx]

In an effort to bring a slightly more intellectual tone to this post I have decided to post wildlife pictures
So for my first contribution here is a pic of Atretochoana eiselti
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And a special one for you know who..............................

[zackddog]

Is that a worm?
Looks like a worm.
It is a worm, isn't it?

What Sherlockx's internet girlfriend said when he sent her a selfie of his fun stick

Oh yeah BABY! That's what I'm talking about! I'm gonna go medieval on that pussy.

[sherlockx]

[sherlockx]

I am quite a simple soul and some things confuse me e.g

The Waikato Times reporting on the naming of Prince George stated that he would eventually become King or Qeeen!!!!!!

Is there anyone from Aotearoa that can explain this?

[Weelee]

Well Darling's as you all know "New Zealand"/ Aotearoa is the land of Equal opportunity and Gay Marriage....so I suppose darling wee King Georgie Porgie can now Kiss the Boys and make them cry.....




(BTW Dear Sherlock lol..In NZ we speak the Queen's English; we tend to put the letter U into everyday things....like Honour, Colour, Favourite) and of course the the word Queen xxxxxx

[sherlockx]

Ah we have a response from one of the green iwi ( dem bones dem bones)
Should I point out that that spelling was cut & pasted from the papers website?
Should I paste some Kiwi jokes & pictures?
Should I point out that Kiwi FM asks young children to find the spelling mistakes on its website?
Should I mention the telephone box war which broke out in October 1988?
Or perhaps I should just admit that the spelling error was caused by Delirium tremens?
Oh and btw the image posted by my esteemed colleague is of a French transvestite called Chevalier d’Eon so it would appear that she is unable to distiguish frogs from princes : kissy kissy Weelee

[Weelee]

Ahhh the Telephone box war....was a beauty From red to blue and back again......to win they tore them all out and put in plastic hahahahha




The Dr never had these problems

[sherlockx]

BTW thank you for the Chevalier pic it was a fantastic opening for the frog/prince repartee.

I note that the Wizard appears in one of the telephone pics, I reckon it was he who got LOTR filmed there.
Does Gandalf attend the annual convention.?
Yes I do know a lot about the country..... scary isn't it

p.s As far as I know you are the only country putting scarecrows on the back of your fishing boats !

[Weelee]

aaaHA now all I need to do is find or the How/Where/what and WHY!! lol

[zackddog]

Ladies! Please! Decorum!

Quing* Georgie Porgie's just getting acquainted with the long Polynesian tradition of fa'afafine and mahu. I'm sure NZ's Maori culture has one as well.

*: An amalgamation of Queen and King. i.e. Brangelina

[zackddog]

Benedict Cumberbatch joins the LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender) community in their boycott of Russian vodka.

"I'm only doing Swedish and French from now on." the Sherlock Star Trek star commented. "Oh Myyyyy!" said Mr. Zulu

Tzar Putin's policies against the LGBT community in Russia are truly appalling: http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/08/01/us-usa-vodka-boycott-idUSBRE97013K20130801

He'd make that monster Stalin proud.

[ephemeral]

The story of my career in one picture, no caption necessary....



Okay, I admit, my dog is really cute and very lovable. But won't you please read my books, or, failing that, at least buy them...?

[zackddog]

Okay, I admit, my dog is really cute and very lovable. But won't you please read my books, or, failing that, at least buy them...?

Yeah, cute as hell.