[zackddog]

MUST BE mesquite's Messed Up Monday


Impudent pigs!



The International New York Times edition published in Kuala Lumpur on January 22nd carried a page-one story noting increased worldwide demand by meat processors for pigs raised in the fresh air rather than enclosed in pens--and illustrated by a photograph of a cluster of pigs feeding in an outdoor stall. However, the Malaysian printer (who had downloaded the digital pages and set them to paper) had added black boxes to cover just the faces of each pig in the photo. “If there is picture of nudes or [the] like, this we will cover [up],” a publisher’s spokesman told the Malay Mail. “This is a Muslim country.” (The story, headline, and photo were otherwise identical to the versions that appeared elsewhere in New York Times editions.)

CLICK FOR LINK: http://www.themalaymailonline.com/malaysia/article/pig-faces-blacked-out-in-malaysian-edition-of-new-york-times

[Weelee]

[zackddog]

Really Awful, Truly Bad Valentine's Day Gifts

Boys, do not even consider giving her something that remotely resembles any of the following:








You may think that it would be funny -scratch that: It would be HILARIOUS- to give her one of these things, trust me, don't do it unless you have plans to spend the night with Rosie Palmer.

[Weelee]

and for all those darling men who sent me chocolates

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[Weelee]

Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year.

And we are all here


I have been to many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone.
You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there.. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.


I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing.

[Weelee]

If it's not Snowing in US of A ...... its flooding in Britain

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It's funny reading about the many angry English citizens bitching about whose fault the flood is. From the PM to the last street sweeper. All that chaos and no one to really blame for it.

That mother nature is a true bitch.


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Owner VERY motivated to sell!

Please call Vulture Real estate now!

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[zackddog]

Gluttony or a Silent Cry of Desperation: You Be The Judge!

Woman Declares Large package

When people declare items they're bringing into New Zealand officers at our borders don't normally expect to inspect donkey penis.

But much to the surprise of Ministry for Primary Industries (MPI) staff that was the case when a passenger on a flight from China produced a 29 centimetre (with the end cut off) phallus from their luggage at Wellington International Airport last month.

An MPI spokesman said the Chinese passenger was travelling from China to Wellington and had declared they were carrying food.



The full story (without the end cut off): http://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/travel-tr ... ge-package]

[zackddog]

It's only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realise that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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A bit of cultural news, for a welcome change.




After a two year loan to the United States, Michelangelo's David is being returned to Italy





David was proudly sponsored by:

[Beukies]

Jeez! 200 pages and 3000 posts!

[Beukies]

Ok, OK, NOW its 3000 posts!

[zackddog]

And may the next 1000 be as funny as some of the stuff we've managed to cobble here. There's some beauts in there.

Hey Mr. B! Was your pencil broke? Ran out of lead? Your Biro out of ink? Your quill lost it's sharpness? Your inkwell dried out? Or were you kidnapped by a sex cult?

For the younger whipper snappers around, pens and pencils are what people born before 1990 used to use as writing implements. You can check it out. They have a whole section about them in WikiPedia.

[Beukies]

And may the next 1000 be as funny as some of the stuff we've managed to cobble here. There's some beauts in there.

Hey Mr. B! Was your pencil broke? Ran out of lead? Your Biro out of ink? Your quill lost it's sharpness? Your inkwell dried out? Or were you kidnapped by a sex cult?

When they came to rescue me I tried to fight them off!! But to no avail, the cops brought me home anyway!

OK! OK! I know you're secretly happy to see me!