[sherlockx]

On a sad note Frankenstein the washing machine died - his motor exploded, what a way to go!

Hand washing now then Womble?
Does that mean you are going to be a good little scrubber?
(British colloquialism/pun used in good fun)

[womble]

On a sad note Frankenstein the washing machine died - his motor exploded, what a way to go!

Hand washing now then Womble?
Does that mean you are going to be a good little scrubber?
(British colloquialism/pun used in good fun)

Oh, only for a couple of days!!! Total emergency measures, poor Franky's been replaced.
I haven't heard that one in a few years!

[zackddog]

Oh, only for a couple of days!!! Total emergency measures, poor Franky's been replaced.
I haven't heard that one in a few years!

Just out of curiosity, is that you on the left of the "portrait" in your sig? Was Frankie doing it when it died? And, did it get to pop the last load?

Just morbid curiosity, nothing serious. I hope.

[womble]

Oh, only for a couple of days!!! Total emergency measures, poor Franky's been replaced.
I haven't heard that one in a few years!

Just out of curiosity, is that you on the left of the "portrait" in your sig? Was Frankie doing it when it died? And, did it get to pop the last load?

Just morbid curiosity, nothing serious. I hope.

My 'wool' is a bit more grey than black! But I've got the same curves!
It was rather sad, Franky was just getting to the peak, my hubby opened the door and he shot the lot, carbon brushes that is,:lol:

[Beukies]

So I had a beer (well, a few)with a friend




Then I went for my annual medical check-up:


..and the X-Rays showed positive for beer drinking.
The doctor said:"Read less and drink more beer!"



So the nurse took me out for a celebratory drink:

That's the problem with living here. By the time my Friday is over, the rest are just starting theirs!

[womble]

That's the problem with living here. By the time my Friday is over, the rest are just starting theirs!

My heartfelt regrets, but when your work day is over, everyone else's is just beginning

[Beukies]

That's the problem with living here. By the time my Friday is over, the rest are just starting theirs!

My heartfelt regrets, but when your work day is over, everyone else's is just beginning

LOL!!! That is true! Especially when its washing day!

[zackddog]

Hell, when my day's starting it's already a different date in New Zealand. That's why I'm always trying to catch up at the bar. I'm always 20+ hours behind.

You know Beukies, I heard about that thing with women and washing machines, I never saw it before. I thought that the washing machine had to be going at the time tho. This must be a new thing. "Pilates washing machine" or something like that. Exercise while you exercise your right to party.

That nurse is the one I always wanted. Yup, makes me wish I was twins.

[Beukies]

"Pilates washing machine" or something like that.

[zackddog]

"I had to sell drugs to buy electricity because I was a 'Pilates Washing Machine' addict!"

On the next Jerry Springer!"

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

[Beukies]

"I had to sell drugs to buy electricity because I was a 'Pilates Washing Machine' addict!"
On the next Jerry Springer!"
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

[womble]

"I had to sell drugs to buy electricity because I was a 'Pilates Washing Machine' addict!"
On the next Jerry Springer!"
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

You've got to love Jerry! Try these:

Q: Why don't men do laundry?

A: Cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!
Q: What happens if a wolf falls in the washing machine?
A: He becomes a wash and werewolf.
Q: What happened to the leopard that fell into the washing machine?
A: He came out spotless.

Washing Machine: "I want you inside me, i want to get you wet."
Clothes: "That's hot, I want you to toss me around, I'm so dirty."
Washing Machine: "I like dirty."

A newlywed couple arrived back from honeymoon to move into their tiny new flat.

"Care to go to bed?" the husband asked.

"Shh!" said his blushing bride. "These walls are paper thin. The neighbours will know what you mean! Next time, ask me in code - like, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' - instead."

So, the following night, the husband asks: "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, darling?"

"No," she snapped back, "I definitely shut it." Then she rolled over and fell asleep.

The next morning, she woke up feeling a little frisky herself, so she nudged her husband and said: "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all..."

"Don't worry," said the man. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."

http://www.shreddiesgifts.com/giftware/item/11/88/0/your-farts-attract-bears-gift-box/

[zackddog]

Q:
What happens if a wolf falls in the washing machine?
A: He becomes a wash and werewolf.

http://www.shreddiesgifts.com/giftware/item/11/88/0/your-farts-attract-bears-gift-box/

That one is so cute, I feel like I'm in 2nd. grade.

Womble, I'm starting to worry about you. Firstly, I should've left the no-script filter on, second, have you considered having hubby change his diet? I mean, if the gas is bad enough to have you hunting for this kind of filtering aids, it's gotta be bad. There's medication for his situation, you know?

There's also an app for that. It's called "The Canary in a Coal Mine" app.

Beukies, where in the name of all that is not yours did you find that cartoon? hehehe. You must have ESPn or something to find obscure crap. I had no idea that cartoon existed. That kinda worries me. Makes me think that I have a cartoon-ish imagination.

Oh well, better than a dirty mind.

[Beukies]

Friday again! TGIF!

After a week of "dirty" laundry (Womble & Zackdog), this is definitely how I feel:



For Zackdog: http://kiwi6.com/file/79jfusstbc