It's Official: Australians really are crazy.
Noise Is Golden: The Formula One circuit is generally thought to attract fans as a showcase of motorcar technology and racing skill, but organizers of the Australian Grand Prix (the first of the 19 races on the annual circuit) threatened a lawsuit in March against Formula One management because the races should also be showcases of noise. Formula One has softened cars’ power this year in order to make breakthrough achievements in fuel efficiency, but that also tamped down Formula One’s “trademark ear-splitting roar,” according to a Business Insider report. Fans are less likely to buy tickets, the organizers fear, if they lose the deafening, 100-decibel vroom that is a “visceral element of the fan experience.”
According to the website Hypervocal, Frilund also found two semi-digested herrings in the cod's gut but it's the orange anti-hysteria device with its motor still attached at the end of it that has most people asking, "What the hell?"
"We have kind of a multi-coloured octopus in Norway," Frilund said. "Maybe the cod thought this was one of these and ate it."
Frilund joked that the odds of winning the lottery were probably greater than finding a fake orange penis inside a fish and that it was probably thrown overboard by a "frustrated woman on a cruise" in the Barents Sea. Although, if she really was "frustrated," one would think that her little rubbery friend would have been the last thing she threw overboard.
In related news, you can apparently use anything to catch fish.
Only in the south Island of New Zealand hahahahah Hell's Pizza
A note on our billboard. As well as being a delicious meat, and even quite cute, rabbits are unfortunately also a noted pest that is damaging to the New Zealand environment, particularly in the South Island. For those who are concerned, we sourced these rabbit skins via a professional animal tanning company, who in turn sourced them from local meat processing companies where the skins are a regular by-product. Our Rabbit Pizzas are made purely from wild rabbits from Southland and Otago.
A note on our billboard. As well as being a delicious meat, and even quite cute, rabbits are unfortunately also a noted pest that is damaging to the New Zealand environment, particularly in the South Island. For those who are concerned, we sourced these rabbit skins via a professional animal tanning company, who in turn sourced them from local meat processing companies where the skins are a regular by-product. Our Rabbit Pizzas are made purely from wild rabbits from Southland and Otago.
Weelee wrote:Wakey Wakey Zack
Easter Break is Over
Shhht. Its a public holiday
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