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:shock: Suppose they get less tan lines in one of those things

Here's what I want to know: How are they being held up? Glue? A hook? Some kind of insert? Is it comfortable? Do I need lube and a Brazilian to wear one?

Here's what I want to know: How are they being held up? Glue? A hook? Some kind of insert? Is it comfortable? Do I need lube and a Brazilian to wear one?

My guesses: Elastic. Depends on how much meat you've got for the stuffing. And where exactly do you suggest the hook goes? Does it look comfortable?? It depends on how drunk you get the Brazilian.

My supplementary question: If you dressed to the right do you need the mirror version of the ones shown?

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Today is June the 21st. Summer Solstice in the northern hemisphere. Today, our little star Helios, The Sun, will be at it's furthest latitudinal point in the Northern Hemisphere. To appease the scientific ones, today is the day that our little Earth's semi-axis is most inclined toward the star. The first day of Summer. The longest day of the year, or as it's known in certain bars and strip joints around the world (and if you listen to some malcontents) "Wedding Day".

On the bright side, today marks the start of Winter in the southern hemisphere, or as it's known in certain beauty salons and spas around the world, "Last Shave and Brazilians Day".

Enjoy the weather, have a lovely beach, (or ski) season, and don't forget to apply sun block, wherever you are.

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mesquite's Messed Up Monday

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FYI: be glad your not within a one foot radius of me. Taco Bell has arrived!

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U.S. exchange student gets stuck inside giant German vagina sculpture

Firefighters had to be called in to deliver the man, head-first, to safety after his foot became trapped in the large marble sculpture at Tubingen University in Germany.
Police confirmed that the firefighters turned midwives delivered the student "by hand and without the application of tools".

The unnamed man is believed to have been dared to climb inside the sculpture, which sits outside the university's institute for microbiology and virology.
Photographer Erick Guzman explained that the stuck man 'just wanted to take a funny picture in the vagina statue'.
'The Germans told us it was a normal thing to do!'

The sculpture was created by Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara. According to De la Jara, the 32-ton sculpture made out of red Veronese marble is meant to signify "the gateway to the world".
Basically, de la Jara intended for people to check out the sculpture up close. "The principal part of the work isn't outside."

So the American bro might not have been totally off-base, a small consolation for the sheer scale of his embarrassment. "It's participatory art," de la Jara said. "It should be entered." It's just that, since the sculpture was installed in 2001, no one's actually gotten stuck. "I believe [he got caught] because he had a lack of coordination" de la Jara said. "Or maybe it was a lack of sensibility. Instead of jumping in, if he had gone in carefully, he wouldn't have had a problem."

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The artist sure has a funny idea of what a vagina looks like. That looks like a Taco Bell Doritos Gordita to me. No cheese, no lettuce, of course.

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