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An Oklahoma woman didn’t hesitate to pick up the phone to complain when a product she bought did not meet industry standards.

But perhaps she should have taken a moment to think it through, since the number she called was 911 and the product was crystal meth.

According to police officers in Enid, 54-year-old Lynette Rae Sampson was the model of politeness as she described how the ‘ice’ she had purchased did not meet the purity standards she was used to.



Read all about it HERE(It's worth it)]

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HOUSTON, Texas--A grocery store in Austin, Texas--MT Supermarket--allegedly sold and labeled beef penis, or "pizzle," as human food. Two of the store's employees are now facing a civil lawsuit.
According to KXAN News, the Texas Attorney's Office filed the suit which claims the store's manager, along with one worker, deliberately sold "non-inspected, adulterated and misbranded beef pizzle as human food."
The meat was initially in a container "labeled inedible beef, not intended for use as human food." The defendants apparently put the meat in consumer packaging and put a label on it claiming that the meat was inspected and intended for human consumption.
The store manager and employee could ultimately be fined up to $5,000 if the allegations against them are true.
According to Yahoo!News, pizzle is typically from a bull. It is commonly used in the U.S. in the making of dog treats. In some foreign cultures, humans apparently consume the beef penis in certain soups and drinks.

One of my favourites is: If you notice this notice then you will notice that this notice was not worth noticing.

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Well to continue the thread, Zackddog has a free invite to this upcoming event...



yes it is genuine

http://www.ballcup.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=138&Itemid=227

Be warned: I believe the Serbian Hollywood is where they made A Serbian Film, worryingly the name suggests they are churning them out. The whole event then makes far more sense.

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[Weelee]

Awwww that is so very true...the rotten sods Bahahaha ^^^^

[Weelee]

These fit so well they should be in a dictionary
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ADULT
A person who has stopped growing at both ends
And is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOUR
A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage.

INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN
A grape with a sunburn.

SECRET
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW
One of the greatest Labor saving devices of today.

YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed.


And MY Personal Favorite!!

WRINKLES
Something other people have,
Similar to my character lines.

[zackddog]

Somebody is gonna wake up with a wicked sunburn, and a worse hangover