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New Zealand's main internet provider is brought down by volume of people clicking on links to fake celebrity nude photos
The main internet provider in New Zealand is crashed due to people trying to view new celebrity leaked photos
Once people clicked on the links they inadvertently installed malware causing the internet to crumble
Hmm, wonder who started that one then
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sherlockx wrote:New Zealand's main internet provider is brought down by volume of people clicking on links to fake celebrity nude photos
The main internet provider in New Zealand is crashed due to people trying to view new celebrity leaked photos
Once people clicked on the links they inadvertently installed malware causing the internet to crumble
Hmm, wonder who started that one then![]()
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Any answers pm'ed to me will be totally confidential unless they are too funny not to post
Correct me if I'm wrong Sherlie: You're not only insinuating that ALL New Zealanders with an internet connection are a bunch of horny, voyeur pervs, and as a side effect, condemning smearing all of the upstanding NZ citizens (including the Dotcom guy) you're also saying that they were being led astray by an unknown person or identity but clearly painting with a brush wide enough to reach me?
Not only is your fantasizing and innuendo the stuff that Rupert Murdoch built an empire upon, it makes me sad. And lonely.
*Google: Tina Fey naked, butt*
PS. I forgot: I happen to know at least TWO Kiwis who aren't voyeur pervs. They are the "hands on" (or whips) kind of pervs.
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