[sherlockx]

Help Beukies win the prize!
Beukies posted 3 great animated gifs for this signature contest
http://forum.mobilism.org/viewtopic.php?p=2363055#2363055
http://forum.mobilism.org/viewtopic.php?p=2362508#2362508
http://forum.mobilism.org/viewtopic.php?p=2362506#2362506

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[Beukies]

Who?

[zackddog]

[zackddog]

[sherlockx]

Hack warning over SEX TOYS: Researchers say 'teledildonic' devices are unsecure and warn strangers could take control at any time

Claims that manufacturers need more to improve security
Devices can even use videoconferencing app - which was also flawed

[zackddog]

Hack warning over SEX TOYS: Researchers say 'teledildonic' devices are unsecure and warn strangers could take control at any time

Claims that manufacturers need more to improve security
Devices can even use videoconferencing app - which was also flawed

The Complete Loss of Privacy: A Brief History

First, there was telemarketing, then the Internet came along, followed by Google, which in turn was enhanced by Google Earth, then all the information needed was placed by you on your FaceBook page, and it was all tied together and brought to fruition via The App in your smart phone, of course, it was all co-opted by the NSA.

The final nail in the coffin, you ask? Roaming gangs of Russian and Chinese hackers taking over your solitary, or communal, enjoyment of electronic, WiFi enabled buzzing joy givers.

Holy shit! and What the f@ck?! Programmable anti-hysteria devices? Are we getting so stupid that we need programs and updates to get our Rabbits, Flesh Light vajayjays, and other toys to deliver?

I thought that seeing the Kim Kardashian's extremely disgusting (IMHO) huge ass on display -and calling it celebrity- was the last thing I needed to see before dying, now, I'm not so sure.

PS. Videoconferencing dildos? Oh! The possibilities. Porn just got a bit more disgusting (to some) I can only imagine the "selfies"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[zackddog]

[Weelee]

Just in time for the Movie


FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view)..................By Pam Ayres

The missus bought a Paperback,
Down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominater !!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
And stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.

[zackddog]

[Beukies]

Uh Oh!!!

[PinkWorld]

I don't think it's that time yet

[zackddog]

[zackddog]

[Weelee]

[zackddog]

Strays! They're an ABOMINATION in the eyes of DOG!

Sorry, couldn't help it.