Three things:
1) Tags "dog, beer, Zack" UNCANNY! It does tastes like chicken!
2) "btw, there is reported to be no truth in the part referring to zackddog" Which part? The part about being top dog but being neutered or the part about being a man? 'cuz I'm a man and I have balls and I can scratch them anytime she takes them out of her purse and lets me.
3) Who decided that today was "Pick on Zack Monday" and is this going to be an ongoing thing or a one time deal?
Is that still three things or did the last bit make it a four things thing?
Who is giving the orders? Looks like all y'all are a bunch of busy bees.