[sherlockx]

A little one to start with

Beukies goes into a shop for music instruments. " I want to buy the red trumpet and
the white accordion."
The seller responded: "The fire extinguisher you can take with you but the heater will stay here.!

[zackddog]

This one is being marketed as "The Beaukies Model Tombstone"*



*kegs not included

[Beukies]

This one is being marketed as "The Beaukies Model Tombstone"*



*kegs not included

Very, very nice! When the friends visit they just plug their kegs in!

At least Beukies and his friends are getting exercise while they have a beer!

[sherlockx]

Yes but look where Beukies ended up getting his beer from:


Honest I am not taking the P*ss
Time for some Kiwi jokes next- Mae West indeed

[womble]

Yes but look where Beukies ended up getting his beer from:


Honest I am not taking the P*ss
Time for some Kiwi jokes next- Mae West indeed

Eww, that's nasty
As it's Bash Beukies Tuesday, I dug this back especially for him:
http://www.toilette-humor.com/funny_adult_videos/best_strip_tease_ever.shtml
And here's Zackdog out to dinner:
http://www.toilette-humor.com/animal_humor/dogs/dog_ordering_food.shtml

[Beukies]

As it's Bash Beukies Tuesday, I dug this back especially for him:
http://www.toilette-humor.com/funny_adult_videos/best_strip_tease_ever.shtml

That's disgusting! Tomorrow is YOUR turn!!

[Beukies]

Yes but look where Beukies ended up getting his beer from:


Honest I am not taking the P*ss
Time for some Kiwi jokes next- Mae West indeed

I have been known to filter a few beers through the kidneys!

[Beukies]

In the meantime, at Zackddog's house:

[flowergirly]

Is it true that you are a bit of a swinger Beukies?

[womble]

Yes he does get around a bit:
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/slick_swinger_-video-1835.htm

[Beukies]

Is it true that you are a bit of a swinger Beukies?

Who, me??

[sherlockx]

Well now Beukies has gone to bed a little one for our antipodean friend Babymics who does not know about Lifejackets

I was having a quiet drink in a bar and leant over to the big guy next to me and said,

'Do you wanna hear a Kiwi joke?

The big guy replies, 'Well mate, before you tell that joke, you should know something.

I'm 1.90m tall, 125 kg and I played as a forward for the All Blacks."

"The guy next to me is 1.85m, weighs 115 kg and he's an ex-All Black lock."

"Next to him is a bloke who's 2m tall, weighs 120 kg and he's a current All Black second rower.

Now do you still want to tell that Kiwi joke?"

I said, "Nah, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."

[zackddog]

Steptoe Womble and Son of a B@#$%

[Beukies]

So, is it Wiggly Wednesday, or Wack Womble Wednesday?

Womble's personal trainer!




Nevermind, its Wiggly Womble Wednesday!!!