Apr 1st, 2012, 4:02 pm
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Apr 1st, 2012, 4:02 pm

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Apr 1st, 2012, 5:45 pm
sherlockx wrote:Just to let you know I have signed up everyone in this thread to this: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_UmWdcTrrc&feature=youtu.be

Man! I wish you'd stop doing that! I'm still trying to get rid of the "How to get free instructions booklets" instructions booklets I got sent from the last "life changing" idiotic thing you signed me up for.
Apr 1st, 2012, 5:45 pm

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Apr 1st, 2012, 7:32 pm
Well Zack you will be geting lots and lots of visitors over the next week because I have signed you up, to at least 100 different cults and told them you wish to sign over all your money and property to them including your house.
I believe the Scientologists are flying in tonight :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Apr 1st, 2012, 7:32 pm

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Apr 1st, 2012, 7:36 pm
sherlockx wrote:Well Zack you will be geting lots and lots of visitors over the next week because I have signed you up, to at least 100 different cults and told them you wish to sign over all your money and property to them including your house.
I believe the Scientologists are flying in tonight :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT TOM CRUISE! NOOOOOO! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SAY NOT TOM CRUISE!
Apr 1st, 2012, 7:36 pm

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Apr 1st, 2012, 7:41 pm
Yep and he is bringing a copy of all of his films and is going to make you watch them nonstop ( War of the Worlds twice & Vanilla Sky 3 times) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The Hare Krishnas are going to shave what hair you have left off your head, put you in an orange dress & take you to an airport to dance & chant with them :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Apr 1st, 2012, 7:41 pm

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Apr 1st, 2012, 7:49 pm
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Apr 1st, 2012, 9:23 pm
sherlockx wrote:Yep and he is bringing a copy of all of his films and is going to make you watch them nonstop ( War of the Worlds twice & Vanilla Sky 3 times) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The Hare Krishnas are going to shave what hair you have left off your head, put you in an orange dress & take you to an airport to dance & chant with them :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I pity u Zack. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Seriously you are going to be banged in real doggy style. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Apr 1st, 2012, 9:23 pm

Retired.Don't Ask me For Re-ups. Feel Free To Add Mirrors

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We Are Pirates Not Thieves.Thieves Are Found In Parliament.
Apr 1st, 2012, 9:33 pm
jatboylover wrote:I pity u Zack. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Seriously you are going to be banged in real doggy style. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Crap! Today is Sunday! Pick on Zack day is Monday!

Lawd have mercy!
Apr 1st, 2012, 9:33 pm

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Apr 1st, 2012, 10:07 pm
Guess who is next in the line up to see you
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Apr 1st, 2012, 10:07 pm

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Apr 1st, 2012, 10:21 pm
Regretfully, this last weekend merry suffered an unfortunate accident after falling from her bike:
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Of the faithful users who offered to help merry learn, one was a nice guy and let her go first, one was too far behind to catch her fall forward and the other was busy jotting a merry ditty when the accident occurred.

Meanwhile, posters are warned that anyone caught trying to pass double posts due to merry's infirmity, will be severely dealt with; seven days banishment.

For those that ask of my injuries, they were thankfully, superficial:
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Apr 1st, 2012, 10:21 pm
Apr 1st, 2012, 10:30 pm
red6devil wrote:Regretfully, this last weekend merry suffered an unfortunate accident after falling from her bike:
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Of the faithful users who offered to help merry learn, one was a nice guy and let her go first, one was too far behind to catch her fall forward and the other was busy jotting a merry ditty when the accident occurred.

Meanwhile, posters are warned that anyone caught trying to pass double posts due to merry's infirmity, will be severely dealt with; seven days banishment.

For those that ask of my injuries, they were thankfully, superficial:
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I'm sorry I couldn't catch her! I couldn't see, I had something in my eyes!

I'm sincerely glad to see that you escaped boob injuries. Seeing the two of you with wrapped up boobs would be too painful.

Small favors and all that.
Apr 1st, 2012, 10:30 pm

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Apr 1st, 2012, 10:31 pm
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Ben Sira 26:14
A silent wife is a gift of the Lord,


Ecclesiasticus 26:14
A silent and loving woman is a gift of the Lord; and there is nothing so much worth as a mind well instructed.

Your Sunday quotes for the day :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Apr 1st, 2012, 10:31 pm
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Apr 1st, 2012, 10:40 pm
sherlockx wrote:Ben Sira 26:14
A silent wife is a gift of the Lord,


Your Sunday quote for the day :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sherley, did you ever hear the phrase "hell to pay"? Yes? Well, you better get a credit line going.
Apr 1st, 2012, 10:40 pm

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Apr 1st, 2012, 10:55 pm
Don't you remember what my sig used to be
Dance with Death
But make sure it will not be the last waltz
Dice with Death
But die another day
Dive with Death
But always decompress


Over the millennia I have decided that Heaven, Hell, Limbo, are terrified of letting me in and I spun the samsara so fast it broke
Apr 1st, 2012, 10:55 pm

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