Just for Womble the 15 worst opening lines in romance novels
15> "He snapped my bra like a Concorde taking off, and I was unhooked for love."
14> "Yes, she was a woman who had once been a man, but she still knew how to flutter her eyelashes as well as those other hussies."
13> "The heaving waves on the vast, ink-black ocean sent a salty spray over the proud bow of the three-masted ship, leaving beads of water on the exposed alabaster skin above the bodice of the tall, raven-haired woman who stood sobbing on the deck, her salty tears mixing with the storm-tossed sea."
12> "Scarlet's hair was as red as my persistent canker sore."
11> "Nicolette let the silk blouse fall from her shoulders, wrapped her left leg around John and deftly cut some cheese."
10> "Robert was new at this prison thing, and he felt frightened and confused. But the moment he laid eyes on #472825994, he became a prisoner of love."
9> "Sam liked to hump."
8> "Though he was flanked by two swarthy state troopers, Paula found her gaze drawn to the chubby saxophonist."
7> "It was a dark and horny night."
6> "Gentle cascades of vermilion poured over Daphne's heaving, lily-white bosom. 'Call 911, Scooby,' she breathed."
5> "His flatulence reared up like a proud stallion."
4> "'Miss Savannah, is there room for both of us in that hoop skirt?' Chandler mocked with a slight bow and a sweep of his top hat."
3> "Within minutes of their meeting, Representatives Beth (D-Florida) and Eric (R-Montana) lumbered into the bedroom where soon the unmistakable sounds of wet, naked bodies engaged in a sexual congress were heard."
2> "He smelled of pork. Rotting pork, in fact, and lots of it."
1> "Omaha Beach, 0800 Hours: Reinforcements from 2nd Panzer Korps arrive, their well-muscled young torsos glistening with man-dew."
Drinking two pints of beer or two medium glasses of wine alcohol can sharpen the mind, say researchers.
A study by University of Illinois psychologists has found that men who enjoy a relaxing drink are actually better at solving brain teasers than those who are stone cold sober.
Not only did the thirstier chaps get more questions right, they were also quicker in delivering the correct responses
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sherlockx wrote:Just for Womble the 15 worst opening lines in romance novels15> "He snapped my bra like a Concorde taking off, and I was unhooked for love."
14> "Yes, she was a woman who had once been a man, but she still knew how to flutter her eyelashes as well as those other hussies."
13> "The heaving waves on the vast, ink-black ocean sent a salty spray over the proud bow of the three-masted ship, leaving beads of water on the exposed alabaster skin above the bodice of the tall, raven-haired woman who stood sobbing on the deck, her salty tears mixing with the storm-tossed sea."
12> "Scarlet's hair was as red as my persistent canker sore."
11> "Nicolette let the silk blouse fall from her shoulders, wrapped her left leg around John and deftly cut some cheese."
10> "Robert was new at this prison thing, and he felt frightened and confused. But the moment he laid eyes on #472825994, he became a prisoner of love."
9> "Sam liked to hump."
8> "Though he was flanked by two swarthy state troopers, Paula found her gaze drawn to the chubby saxophonist."
7> "It was a dark and horny night."
6> "Gentle cascades of vermilion poured over Daphne's heaving, lily-white bosom. 'Call 911, Scooby,' she breathed."
5> "His flatulence reared up like a proud stallion."
4> "'Miss Savannah, is there room for both of us in that hoop skirt?' Chandler mocked with a slight bow and a sweep of his top hat."
3> "Within minutes of their meeting, Representatives Beth (D-Florida) and Eric (R-Montana) lumbered into the bedroom where soon the unmistakable sounds of wet, naked bodies engaged in a sexual congress were heard."
2> "He smelled of pork. Rotting pork, in fact, and lots of it."
1> "Omaha Beach, 0800 Hours: Reinforcements from 2nd Panzer Korps arrive, their well-muscled young torsos glistening with man-dew."
My hearts all a flutter Sherlockx
Now the question is have you tried any of these lines and did any of them work????
I think I'll have to dig a few favourite lines out myself
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