What? I was taking a small nap. By being on the ball, you mean all excited about Beukies mental dexterity? About man boobs better than Lucy Lawless'? Womble's new career as a pole dancing instructor?
I think that the small piddle puddle I left after viewing those posts should be enough evidence. While this was going on, a thought came to me: what's a Beukies? I know what a Womble is. What Sherlockx is. Andree. Hmorphone, has anyone seen or heard of him? I know what zackddog is. What is a Beukies? Does anyone know?
Google turns up one in the South African ExPat network, some dude who likes to work out, our Beukies in Mauritius, a crossdresser in Mauritius (hopefully not the same Beukies) and another one with free gym memberships -curioser and curioser- My dictionary turns up zilch.
So other than sketchy people with diverse interests, or the same guy -very interesting- I still have no clue as to what a Beukies is.
Please do tell Mr. B. I'm waiting with baited breath.
I'm told bacon is good bait for flies. Tasty little suckers.
PS. When I yahoo'ed him, a couple of links to Mobilism's adult section came up.
You know, I never thought that yahooing Beukies would be so much fun. You should try it!
I think that the small piddle puddle I left after viewing those posts should be enough evidence. While this was going on, a thought came to me: what's a Beukies? I know what a Womble is. What Sherlockx is. Andree. Hmorphone, has anyone seen or heard of him? I know what zackddog is. What is a Beukies? Does anyone know?
Google turns up one in the South African ExPat network, some dude who likes to work out, our Beukies in Mauritius, a crossdresser in Mauritius (hopefully not the same Beukies) and another one with free gym memberships -curioser and curioser- My dictionary turns up zilch.
So other than sketchy people with diverse interests, or the same guy -very interesting- I still have no clue as to what a Beukies is.
Please do tell Mr. B. I'm waiting with baited breath.
I'm told bacon is good bait for flies. Tasty little suckers.
PS. When I yahoo'ed him, a couple of links to Mobilism's adult section came up.
You know, I never thought that yahooing Beukies would be so much fun. You should try it!
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zackddog wrote:What? I was taking a small nap. By being on the ball, you mean all excited about Beukies mental dexterity? About man boobs better than Lucy Lawless'? Womble's new career as a pole dancing instructor?
I think that the small piddle puddle I left after viewing those posts should be enough evidence. While this was going on, a thought came to me: what's a Beukies? I know what a Womble is. What Sherlockx is. Andree. Hmorphone, has anyone seen or heard of him? I know what zackddog is. What is a Beukies? Does anyone know?
Google turns up one in the South African ExPat network, some dude who likes to work out, our Beukies in Mauritius, a crossdresser in Mauritius (hopefully not the same Beukies) and another one with free gym memberships -curioser and curioser- My dictionary turns up zilch.
So other than sketchy people with diverse interests, or the same guy -very interesting- I still have no clue as to what a Beukies is.
Please do tell Mr. B. I'm waiting with baited breath.
I'm told bacon is good bait for flies. Tasty little suckers.
PS. When I yahoo'ed him, a couple of links to Mobilism's adult section came up.
You know, I never thought that yahooing Beukies would be so much fun. You should try it!
Good question??
Is this a Beukies?:
Or is this a Beukies?:
No longer active.
zackddog wrote:I still have no clue as to what a Beukies is.
Please do tell Mr. B. I'm waiting with baited breath.
Beukies comes from BEUK (Dutch). Beuk in English is Beech. Uses: Beech wood is an excellent firewood, easily split and burning for many hours with bright but calm flames. Chips of beech wood are used in the brewing of Budweiser beer as a fining agent. Beech logs are burned to dry the malts used in some German smoked beers, giving the beers their typical flavor.
Maybe this accounts for my excellent beer drinking skills!
Didn't realize Beukies was such a common name. I wonder what it will take to change my name? You know, to something more in line with my awesomeness. Maybe...
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Beukies wrote:zackddog wrote:I still have no clue as to what a Beukies is.
Please do tell Mr. B. I'm waiting with baited breath.
Beukies comes from BEUK (Dutch). Beuk in English is Beech. Uses: Beech wood is an excellent firewood, easily split and burning for many hours with bright but calm flames. Chips of beech wood are used in the brewing of Budweiser beer as a fining agent. Beech logs are burned to dry the malts used in some German smoked beers, giving the beers their typical flavor.
Maybe this accounts for my excellent beer drinking skills!
Didn't realize Beukies was such a common name. I wonder what it will take to change my name? You know, to something more in line with my awesomeness. Maybe...
I should've known beer was involved somehow. And explains why I hate Buttwiper beer. I just don't like thinking of the words beer-mouth-woody as part of the same concept.
You should change your name to Barney Stinson and let us all bask in your awesomeness.
Mr Reese would be cool. hehehe
sherlockx wrote:Disaster not only did my hot water bottle perish yesterday but I am now significantly poorer as a result of scams
But I don't suppose you want to hear!
But we do!!!! Tell all!
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Ok then
A warning for those of you who may be regular supermarket customers.
This one caught me by surprise. Recently I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy tops. It is impossible not to look...
When you thank them and offer them some cash for cleaning your window , they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonald's. You agree and they get in the backseat.
On the way, they remove all of their clothes and start making out. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you. She then takes off your pants and throws them into the backseat. While the one is keeping you distracted the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, then again on the 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also, February 1st, 7th, twice on the 8th, and again on the 10th, 15th and 20th and very likely again tomorrow, so tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. the local cheap shop has wallets on sale at about the cost of a tin of beer.
A warning for those of you who may be regular supermarket customers.
This one caught me by surprise. Recently I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy tops. It is impossible not to look...
When you thank them and offer them some cash for cleaning your window , they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonald's. You agree and they get in the backseat.
On the way, they remove all of their clothes and start making out. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you. She then takes off your pants and throws them into the backseat. While the one is keeping you distracted the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, then again on the 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also, February 1st, 7th, twice on the 8th, and again on the 10th, 15th and 20th and very likely again tomorrow, so tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. the local cheap shop has wallets on sale at about the cost of a tin of beer.
