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Fred, the Vampire Accountant Series by Drew Hayes (Books #1-2)
Requirements: MP3 Player, Quality: 64 kbps, Size: MB / MB (Narrated by Kirby Heyborne)
Overview: Who says the vampire genre is dead (undead)? Fred is a fresh take on not only vampires, but paranormal creatures of many kinds, some you're familiar with, some not so familiar. (i.e. weresteeds--read the book and you'll find out what they are.) Fredrick Frankford Fletcher was a staid accountant in his living life--and he's still one in his afterlife. In spite of his less-than-exciting career, he still manages to have many adventures. Don't let the title fool you: they are VERY interesting and a lot of fun.
Genre: Audiobooks, Horror
#1 The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire:
Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one.
Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort. One fateful night - different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful - Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos of the parahuman world: a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to "survive". Because even after it's over, life can still be a downright bloody mess.
#2 Undeath and Taxes:
After discovering just how filled with magic, intrigue, and adventure the parahuman world of being an undead American can be, Fredrick Frankford Fletcher did exactly what was expected - he became a certified parahuman accountant. Myths and legends, as it turns out, are not so great at taking appropriate deductions and keeping their receipts, and Fred is more than happy to return to a life others view as woefully dull, expanding his accounting business to cater to various monsters and their respective financial needs. Said monsters are, unfortunately, still spectacular at pulling Fred into trouble, though. And despite merely wanting to stick with simple paperwork, Fred once again finds that he is going to have to deal with enchanted weaponry, government agents, possessed houses, and one enigmatic dragon's interest. In the parahuman world, any business can turn deadly, even one as mundane as accounting.
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(Banned Filehost) http://www.file-upload.com/gkrye33mgstn - The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire
(Banned Filehost) http://www.file-upload.com/68x2kgw0gqp2 - Undeath and Taxes
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https://gedofile.com/255d49709276604b - The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire
https://gedofile.com/5877a429d47ba8f0 - Undeath and Taxes
Requirements: MP3 Player, Quality: 64 kbps, Size: MB / MB (Narrated by Kirby Heyborne)
Overview: Who says the vampire genre is dead (undead)? Fred is a fresh take on not only vampires, but paranormal creatures of many kinds, some you're familiar with, some not so familiar. (i.e. weresteeds--read the book and you'll find out what they are.) Fredrick Frankford Fletcher was a staid accountant in his living life--and he's still one in his afterlife. In spite of his less-than-exciting career, he still manages to have many adventures. Don't let the title fool you: they are VERY interesting and a lot of fun.
Genre: Audiobooks, Horror
#1 The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire:
Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one.
Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort. One fateful night - different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful - Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos of the parahuman world: a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to "survive". Because even after it's over, life can still be a downright bloody mess.
#2 Undeath and Taxes:
After discovering just how filled with magic, intrigue, and adventure the parahuman world of being an undead American can be, Fredrick Frankford Fletcher did exactly what was expected - he became a certified parahuman accountant. Myths and legends, as it turns out, are not so great at taking appropriate deductions and keeping their receipts, and Fred is more than happy to return to a life others view as woefully dull, expanding his accounting business to cater to various monsters and their respective financial needs. Said monsters are, unfortunately, still spectacular at pulling Fred into trouble, though. And despite merely wanting to stick with simple paperwork, Fred once again finds that he is going to have to deal with enchanted weaponry, government agents, possessed houses, and one enigmatic dragon's interest. In the parahuman world, any business can turn deadly, even one as mundane as accounting.
Download Instructions:
(Banned Filehost) http://www.file-upload.com/gkrye33mgstn - The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire
(Banned Filehost) http://www.file-upload.com/68x2kgw0gqp2 - Undeath and Taxes
Mirror:
https://gedofile.com/255d49709276604b - The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire
https://gedofile.com/5877a429d47ba8f0 - Undeath and Taxes