The Joint of No Return (Far Out Chronicles #1) by Tom Sadira
Requirements: ePUB, MOBI Reader, 162 kB
Overview: Charlie Hong is on the run from both sides of the law.
He’s spent the last year in hiding, cultivating one last hair-brained scheme to escape his troubles: a clandestine marijuana operation. Just as he’s about to cash in, his cash crop is stolen by a bright light appearing in the night sky. After catching a ride with one of his plants, he finds himself thrown into a world far stranger than anything he could have possibly imagined.
Does the stoned stowaway have what it takes to free the Starseed, a massive living spaceship overflowing with bizarre life forms, from the clutches of a mysterious force field trapping it in Earth’s orbit?
Is he up for the challenge of fighting an evil Reptilian race bent on enslaving humanity?
More importantly, before he decides anything, does he have time to light one up?
Genre: Sci-Fi / Comedy / Action

Download Instructions:
Click a link below to download. Enjoy!
EPUB & MOBI FREE from all platforms!: http://www.hifipressbooks.com/tjonr-mob
Mirror:
EPUB https://www36.zippyshare.com/v/DFSdQ8zy/file.html
MOBI https://www36.zippyshare.com/v/tT3vQTeW/file.html
Note from the author
Ahoy, dirty scoundrels!
My name is Tom Sadira, an author and indie publisher. I’ve just launched my first book, The Joint of No Return, which is part one of a sci-fi/comedy/action series called Far Out Chronicles. It’s been described as “Star Trek meets Cheech & Chong”.
You might be thinking, “Whoa, what the hell is this dude doing here?!”
Let me explain:
I see sites like mobilism as a network of humans who love books and love sharing. A grassroots, grey-hat, self-organizing library. I dig libraries! So in that spirit, I’m happy to offer my book to all of you. Let's try this:
Step 1: Get the damn book and read it!
Step 2: Return the love! Trust life’s karmic guarantee.
In any case, I thank you all in advance and I welcome any questions/feedback you have about the books, me, or what I’m doing. (If what I’m doing is either in taboo or against and site rules, please let me know how to do it better.)
Thanks again!
Tom Sadira
Requirements: ePUB, MOBI Reader, 162 kB
Overview: Charlie Hong is on the run from both sides of the law.
He’s spent the last year in hiding, cultivating one last hair-brained scheme to escape his troubles: a clandestine marijuana operation. Just as he’s about to cash in, his cash crop is stolen by a bright light appearing in the night sky. After catching a ride with one of his plants, he finds himself thrown into a world far stranger than anything he could have possibly imagined.
Does the stoned stowaway have what it takes to free the Starseed, a massive living spaceship overflowing with bizarre life forms, from the clutches of a mysterious force field trapping it in Earth’s orbit?
Is he up for the challenge of fighting an evil Reptilian race bent on enslaving humanity?
More importantly, before he decides anything, does he have time to light one up?
Genre: Sci-Fi / Comedy / Action
Download Instructions:
Click a link below to download. Enjoy!
EPUB & MOBI FREE from all platforms!: http://www.hifipressbooks.com/tjonr-mob
Mirror:
EPUB https://www36.zippyshare.com/v/DFSdQ8zy/file.html
MOBI https://www36.zippyshare.com/v/tT3vQTeW/file.html
Note from the author
Ahoy, dirty scoundrels!
My name is Tom Sadira, an author and indie publisher. I’ve just launched my first book, The Joint of No Return, which is part one of a sci-fi/comedy/action series called Far Out Chronicles. It’s been described as “Star Trek meets Cheech & Chong”.
You might be thinking, “Whoa, what the hell is this dude doing here?!”
Let me explain:
- I come in peace.
I believe it’s ludicrous that some publishers sell ebooks for $12.99 and up.
I believe that file-sharing sites like mobilism don’t steal food off my childrens’ plates.
Instead, I believe they can help increase readership and spread the word.
I see sites like mobilism as a network of humans who love books and love sharing. A grassroots, grey-hat, self-organizing library. I dig libraries! So in that spirit, I’m happy to offer my book to all of you. Let's try this:
Step 1: Get the damn book and read it!
- Of course, if you can spare a buck, The Joint of No Return is only $.99 on Amazon. It’s free if you have Kindle Unlimited. Here’s a link (no affiliate stuff):
https://amzn.to/2GDHueZ
If you’d rather read it first, or you just can’t afford it, there are links below for both epub and mobi versions.
Step 2: Return the love! Trust life’s karmic guarantee.
- After you’ve enjoyed the book there are a few ways you can help me (and indie authors like me) compete with the big five publishers. At the end of the day I do want to make a living by writing books, so free gestures like these can really help me get some momentum:
- 1. Leave a review on Amazon or Goodreads. It costs you a minute to leave a thoughtful review, but really, it’s immensely helpful to me. Thanks!!!
- 2. Sign up for my mailing list. I’ll send you emails about the next books in the series, and there’s lots of subscriber-only freebies in the works like the Far Out Encyclopedia and The Lost Chapters.
- 3. Tell your friends. Run through the streets! Scream from the rooftops! Or just mention the book, myself, or the series the next time you’re connecting with friends.
In any case, I thank you all in advance and I welcome any questions/feedback you have about the books, me, or what I’m doing. (If what I’m doing is either in taboo or against and site rules, please let me know how to do it better.)
Thanks again!
Tom Sadira