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Misplaced Mercenaries Series (#2-3) by Kevin Pettway
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Overview: Kevin lives in Florida by the river in a house he always dreamt of, with a woman who is too good for him, and a pair of dogs who love him even when he forgets to feed them. (Unrelated to the funny dog incident.) Now he wants to be a writer because it is one of the few professions that will overlook his cursing with profusion and gusto in public.
Genre: Fiction > Sci-Fi/Fantasy > Epic > Humour > Satire



Blow Out the Candle When You Leave (Misplaced Mercenaries #2):

A newly minted king and an untrained sorceress seek allies in a world full of backstabbers. Luckily, these ex-mercenaries know a bit about backstabbing. Ex-mercenaries Keane and Sarah struggle to keep their heads above water in the roles of snarky pretender-king and sorceress-in-training for the kingdom of Greenshade—which alone would make it a good day. But good days are clearly for better people. As the nations of the Thirteen Kingdoms line up against them, assassins stalk the castle halls with hidden daggers and deadly salted fish. The only weapons Sarah and Keane can count on are each other and the few friends they’ve made, none of whom are safe. While Keane must triumph over the literal enemies at the gate, Sarah must win the support of foreign leaders to their cause. If either fails, Greenshade collapses to the evil empire of Tyrrane. And everyone and everything they care about, including their own skins, will be utterly destroyed. Will our heroes’ efforts to foil enemy plots and pry allies out of the countryside succeed, or stretch them past the breaking point?

Big Damn Magic (Misplaced Mercenaries #2):

Heavy lies the head that wears the crown. Heavier still if you add the weight of the basket it’s in. Somehow, Keane, the ex-mercenary king of Greenshade, must outwit a wicked usurper from within and an overwhelming army from without. And if that weren’t enough on his royal plate, when Keane flees with his pregnant queen and brainwashed mother-in-law, his own nefarious past rears up to smack him in the face. A thousand miles away, Keane’s best friend Sarah, a swordswoman and sorceress-in-training, treks toward the only possible ally strong enough to help them: the goddess of either beauty, seduction, obsessiveness, or insanity. Depending on who you ask. Meanwhile, the child of a god commands all the powers of hell in order to grow an empire large enough to swallow the mortal world. Can Keane and Sarah pull enough allies from an adversarial countryside to take back a kingdom, defend it from an empire, and defeat the greatest threat the world has ever known? Keane is an accomplished smartass, and Sarah can blow out a candle from across the room. It should be fine.

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Misplaced Mercenaries Series (#1 & 4)
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Heroes Kill Everyone (Misplaced Mercenaries #5)
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