Never ....

TPBM likes to play NFS rather than Dishonoured

False, I've never played computer games.

TPBM likes to wear a tie and a suit.

[hiemdal]

False. I have a tie, but no suit.

TPBM has more than 10 pairs of shoes.

Does anyone have less than 10 pairs?!?

TPBM has a white tattoo

I have no tattoos ..

TPBM has a piercing . ..

False, piercings doesn't suit me.

TPBM wears more than one ring.

[hiemdal]

False. There's only One Ring

TPBM always wears black.

No, I wouldn't want to, it feels sad. I prefer various shades of brown, green, yellow, red and then black and white.

TPBM is on holiday.

True

TPBM is good at maths

Very - I have the degree and everything

TPBM can speak at least 3 languages

I wish to say yes, at least I hope I can make myself understood in three languages

It is 4 PM right now!

[hiemdal]

True somewhere in the world, just not right here. (Being a kind and gentle soul I assume you meant that to mean for TPBM)

TPBM has just woken up (or finished work, which is often the same thing)

Wrong, it's evening at my place and I came back from a field where I didn't slept, but water plants!

TPBM lives in a country where there are no venomous spiders or bugs or fishes, just only one kind of a very mildly poisonous shy snake.

[Isak]

Wrong, we've everything here, even humans who bite cobras


The person below me hates it when they don't get attention from the opposite sex

False ... I would rather go without their attention at all ...

TPBM likes to write poetry ..