[jackdawson]

Because the wig was returned wasn't it?

[LockHood]

Nobody rewards culprits even if they confess Why are you so eager to get the nargles rewarded ? Oh no ! You are a nargle in disguise , aren't you ?

[Tattle]

I thought it was a purple cow?

[LockHood]

Why did you have to nibble theduchessa's fluffy blue wig ?

no tattle silly, it blue wig was stolen as you are the purple cow but will i ever get my blue wig back lockhood?

[LockHood]

Do you really want a purple cow & nargle nibbled wig with bristles from siluasap's broomstick ?

Bonus Question : Who can say "nargle nibbled wig" five times fast ?

inner thought: should i really tell them that nargel sliva and siluasap's broomstick bristles have now made the wig the most powerful object in the world?

[LockHood]

inner thought : Will theduchessa and siluasap be terribly upset if I let them know it was just an internet hoax engineered by me to get people into stealing siluasap's broomstick and theduchessa's wig ?

inner thought: should i barter with lockhood for the broom or should i tell siluasap that lockhood stole her broom and enjoy a win win situation?

Why are you wearing a broom on your head?

can you not see that it is a venetian carnival mask?

Why are you wearing a broom over your venetian carnival mask?

[jackdawson]

Why are you wearing a mask?

[LockHood]

To keep away jackdawson and his team of nargles ?

Is jackdawson a parasite, like nargles?