Has a combustible apple ever killed an unknown genius seated under a combustible apples tree?

yes it has. but has it destroyed a city???

[LockHood]

It's true I visited Troy around the time of it's destruction . But wasn't it you theduchessa who took a combustible apple there and set the city ablaze when you threw one at a passing sheep you thought looked abominable ?

Didn't Troy fall because of one woman's unreasonable and vain jealousy towards another woman?

Could those apples have caused the fit of jealousy?

Or maybe the one who was holding an apple?

(No, it's not Steve Jobs! )

Did Jobs fire a lot of people from their jobs for not doing their jobs properly and getting tangled by unrelated jobs? Wouldn't you require the patience of Job to do a job under Jobs?

Aren't words like bullets you can shoot at your opponents?

[LockHood]

Of course . Didn't Shakespeare often talk of witty people who could 'cut you into pieces' ?

Aren't headphones and loud songs the best protection against cutting words?

[LockHood]

What of the terrible bleats of the wandering abominable sheep ?

And what of the screams of goats that always help to deal with troubles?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9PynE2NXZg[/youtube]

[LockHood]

How come you always have a video for every situation ?

*paranoid mode clicks in*

. . .

Do you work at youtube ?

. . .

Are you a youtube bot designed to find the right videos for every situation ?

Will you write one day a script for a bot that would find the right answers for every situation in the asking person's life?

[LockHood]

Er . . . that'd be almost impossible as of now . The closest thing existing might be cleverbot But I find those kind of programming boring . I prefer game programming or softwares more practically useful

Btw , does anyone else think wikipedia always has the worst pics of people ?