Really? I must see it! Can you post a link?

Never mind, I found it

ohno staticborris the Zombie and siluasap the witche made a conspiracy against mobilism KiTCHEN staff !

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How about LockHood wickedladye YouStoleMyBike?

[LockHood]

That's a nice one !

Maybe I should take a look at your bike , what say you ?

Which one? The one I use when I go to the witches parties or the one I ride to chase the cats in the streets of our city?

or ?

Don't witches strictly ride ONLY brooms to anywhere they want to go?

Yeah, but these brooms come in so many forms nowadays. How about Aston Martin? Would you like to ride it if you were a witch?

Well.....that depends. Am I a modern witch or a traditional one?

It depends Do you think GTFO or DIAF are more effective to use as sword words than old Latin Fux?

[LockHood]

Will you two warn me before you utter any swear words so I can close my delicate Elven ears ?

Since when did I utter ANY swear words?

[LockHood]

Then how can siluasap ever tell you if you're a modern witch or traditional ??

By the way, is that true that Elven ears are more sharp-pointed than Witches tongues?

[LockHood]

Of course it is . Why should you even doubt ?

So, it wouldn't hurt you if me and violinlover1993 started to use a little bit of NC-17 rated language, would it now?

[LockHood]

Oh by sharp I meant , we Elves can hear things most other races can't . Higher range . So yes , you two must issue some sort of statutory warning before indulging in the black speech or Mordor and then hide your NC tongue in spoiler tags . Do you mind ?

Holly shit, what a belligerent pile of lameass pompous pricks could disagree with you?