But what would the exorcist do to help us

Could the exorcist make your ears clap and your tail slap?

I don't have a tail so how would it slap?

would the flab first slap and then trap?

I don't know. What part of the body classify's as a trap

did you know all tudor queens died miserably?? why would you name yourself that?

I don't know. Why do you call yourself the duchessa?

did you know that duchessa is italian for ducchess??? can you name me a duchess who died a miserable death beside that horrible keira knightly one?

Was it that Medici duchess Lucrezia I believe?

are you trying to say Lucrezia Borgia?

I don't know. Was she the one whose father was pope?

are you telling me that you did not know that lucrezia borgia was in fact the one whose father was a pope?

I knew that but what about the Medici Duchess wasn't her life tragic?

Was the tragedy of her life that she died at the end and had to part with her plump cushions and silk robes?

how is it siluasap that you have answers to all of life's greatest mysteries?