so let me get this straight. you are an elfin queen and yoda and a very very very ugly moded figure. wowwwww. i always thought you might be part chameleon

[LockHood]

Oh no ! theduchessa is stalking me ! I shall send a pack of naughty pixies to punish her

tell me lockhood, were you angry when nicholas copernicus didn't make you the center of the universe in his heliocentric model?

[LockHood]

theduchessa is so scared of me , she has been sitting curled up in her wardrobe ever since she visited mobilism

oh no. LockHood's schizophrenia has surpassed level 2

[LockHood]

My Elven sentries just locked theduchessa up in a dungeon for trying to defame the Elf Queen .

hah. i can't believe you fell fot it that was a clone

[LockHood]

Oh no! theduchessa has lost her wig ! It's blue and fluffy . theduchessa shall reward whosoever finds it with 1000 WRZ$ .

the reward is graciously provided by lockhood

[LockHood]

Thats a lie !

Anyway , theduchessa was seen making a commotion at The Hobbit set . She claimed all the dwarf wigs are hers ! But to her surprise , siluasap had come making the same claim . Finally Peter Jackson 'let slip' the wizard Howl was seen in the nearby city , after which the two girls ran away

And people . Stop bringing me meeps . I know they look like theduchessa's wig . But this is not her wig .

so when you write something like "Thats a lie ! " in post where we have to make up a lie, dosent that automaticaly means Thats the truth

[LockHood]

theduchessa is upset . Very upset indeed . siluasap got naughty again and painted smiley-faces on all of theduchessa's sheep !

no lockhood, you are confused. remember, you are a purple cow...i mean...have purple cows and i have green french frogs named jean bob. where did the sheep come from?

[LockHood]

theduchessa is just trying to act cool and pretend she doesn't have any sheep cos she's scared siluasap will jinx her with her witch powers if she dare protest

Off course theduchessa has sheep ! Of all the many animals she has in her weird duchy , including purple cows , dangling donkeys and french frogs named Jean Bob , she loves her sheep the best . Don't ewe ?

theduchessa extends a hearty invitation to LockHood to visit her duchy that is actually a Venice look alike island in the 16th century. theduchessa promises to throw a banquet in LockHood's honor and name her queen of the ball. theduchessa will also make sure to show her that she has no sheep on her island

Note to self: must not let LockHood know that the ball is actually a secret coup to throw her off her evil elfin throne (mwaa ha ha. mwa ha ha ha )