[Tattle]

I totally understand what is going on here.

[LockHood]

Tattle was caught trying to feed chewing-gum to the purple cows in siluasap's backyard . When he was questioned , he continued to chew his gum and wouldn't answer . Weird isn't it ?

LockHood fed a deer chewing gum (animal cruelty!!!!) but the deer ended up liking the gum and eventually blew the world's biggest chewing gum bubble. now the deer is a celebrity and is writing an autobiography titled: unexpected gift from the delusional elfin queen

[LockHood]

When theduchessa yapped at an old man she met at an inn , she did not realise it was a mad wizard . True to his name , he soon got mad at theduchessa's yapping and turned her into a Pony !



The owner of the inn then renamed the inn to "The Yawning Pony" to commemorate the event

I would take turning into a pony over being a purple cow (like you) any day LockHood

[Tattle]

I'm the purple cow you are all looking for.

i knew it!!!!! i so knew it. i have been saying that to anyone who would listen. tattle is the ever elusive purple cow i always said. tattle, i think its time you changed your profile picture to what you origionaly look like there is no shame in it. we are all here for you

[LockHood]

theduchessa is only so eager because she can now finally capture the purple cow and add it to her collection of weird animals in her weird duchy

But oblivious to her sinister plans , siluasap is throwing a party to celebrate the return of her errant purple cow Tattle to her backyard . She will reward all who attend with 100 WRZ$ each . If you haven't recieved it yet , please PM her immediately .

There was so many people who wanted to receive 100 WRZ$ reward that the Mobilism site crashed down! It's all LockHood's fault, it's all because of her announcement posted above. So, LockHood, how will you compensate for the mess you made?

[LockHood]

But I was only conveying your message

The site wouldn't have crashed if siluasap had kept her word and payed the WRZ$ as she promised . But as people began to turn up , she got a naughty idea and retreated to her secret underground chamber where she chased her purple cow around until everyone left .



It was the ensuing chaos and panic when people couldn't find her (or the promised WRZ$) that crashed the site and gave theduchessa an opportune moment to sneak off with one of the purple cows in siluasap's backyard .

siluasap has a new announcement . She'll play 200 WRZ$ to anyone who'll help her chose between the two images below for her signature . If you think you have it in you to select the best image, please PM her immediately

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we are onto you LockHood. you have deviantly manipulated the sites code so that any time siluasap sends wrz$, it goes directly to you. that is why you have so much wrz$ and poor siluasap is close to broke. clever, evil but clever

[LockHood]

I'm getting all your WRZ$ too . heh heh

But theduchessa has no time to notice that . She's busy holding a party of her own at her successful robbery of a purple cow . She has invited many prominent folks from her place to her party including thekinga , thequeena , theprincessa , thebarona and the baronessa etc (weird place ,eh ?)

Maybe she'll notice the drain on her coffers when the bills pour in

Meanwhile siluasap has turned her little purple-cow farm into a business . She provides 100% organic purple-cow products ! Everyone please share her logo below in your facebook and twitter and promote her earnest and honest endeavour

english = duchess
italian = duchessa

english and italian = theduchessa

see, you have already started to forget your italian. please don't waste all those hours i spent tutoring you in the language or else my fluffy green french frogs named jean bob will feel obligated to eat you

I see LockHood sees everywhere purples cows and theduchessa is haunted by green frogs. Aren't you infected by a very contagious virus known as Rainbow Zoo Attack? If you are contaminated by the Rainbow Zoo Attack, you'll spread it over the Mobilism in no time, because it is very contagious. People will begin to have hallucinations about purple cows and green frogs and they will end up by believing they are purple cows and green frogs themselves! Let's check your health by a very simple test: look at this picture and tell me, can you see a smiling fish in here? After you answer I will decide what treatment you need to take

[LockHood]

I don't see any smiling fish , but I wish to reveal a secret from siluasap's extremely shady past that could chill your blood and curl your hair . . .

It was siluasap . It was siluasap who threw the apple at Newton's head

She was perched atop that historic apple tree , plucking apples out and eating some and throwing away those she decided didn't look organic enough