Well, girls, take your medication
http://i.imgur.com/yT1UcE9.jpg though I doubt it will help at this late state :/
I really enjoyed your story about the apple tree, LockHood!

It looks like all the great thinkers like to seat under my apple tree, not only Einstein, but Newton too. And there was Buddha also, although people are saying he was sitting under a fig tree, but they are wrong, I know better... Do you remember LockHood how you once went to my garden to steal apples and was caught by me. You dropped the apple in surprise and it felt right in the hands of Eve who was resting at the time under the tree. That's how you started the story of humankind!
I took a picture of this historic moment and it even isn't photoshopped:
