i thank siluasap for what ever she has done for me and i wanted you to know that your battle cry "Smother you Vampires ! Grrr !" brought tears to my eyes :') happy tears

and i have finally figured out why get sent to prison that often. lookhood is really insecure that if i got any more popular, i would actually take over her elfin kingdom and she would have to leave her evil reign behind

[jackdawson]

theduchessa has a secret crush on Lockhood!

jackdawson is trying to hide his own feelings for lockhood by pointing at someone else ( back atcha )

[LockHood]

Scientists have made a groundbreaking discovery ! jackdawson and theduchessa are the ones responsible for eating up all the ice in Antarctica ! They were spotted munching on a large chunk of ice today morning . On repeated questioning , they fessed up

LockHood is telling the truth. Here's the picture of the place they both were caught



You can see how fast they were working. The crime was planned in advance for sure. That is an aggravating circumstance.

tell me lookhood and siluasap, if i ate all the ice then what is doing hidden in freeze room under your respective houses???? answer me that

[LockHood]

The following image of theduchessa and jackdawson demolishing a snowman (to soon consume it obviously) has been unearthed and gone viral across the internet . Now nothing they say can deny their crime of causing the awful Global Warming and their drastic consumption of the Antarctican ice beds

think of it this way. polar ice caps melt, then water level will rise. water level will rise and the world will be covered with water. then we finaly get to swim underwater and become mermaids and mermans respectively. isn't it a brilliant idea

[LockHood]

What was the duchessa doing , climbing my Elven Castle and performing squats and push-ups on the Northern tower ? I was of course , too kind to evict her from the castle grounds . But still , how suspicious !

poor, poor lookhood. you once again mistook my clone for me.

[LockHood]

theduchessa has been eating a little out of all the mods' snackboxes , thinking they wouldn't notice

lockhood was the one who came up with the idea to steal them in the first place

Who cares that you have stolen some crumbs? Open your eyes, we are living on the flying hamburger, our Moon is made of green cheese, it is raining doughnuts, mountains are covered with ice cream and the internet is full of free cookies! Eat as much as you wish, there is plenty of food for everyone

[LockHood]

siluasap was fishing when suddenly she caught a shiny golden fish . "Let me go and I'll grant you three wishes ! I'm the sea-prince in disguise !" said the shiny golden fish . siluasap threw the fish back into the sea (rather roughly) , said "No ! I'll take no wish from a fish !" and ran away crying !

lockhood was sued by the gold fish for stealing the story from Arabian nights and making the gold fish sound like a side character instead of the lead