[LockHood]

But what I said is the real story ! People just elaborated and romanticised it through the ages and the sea-prince forgot his embarrassment and got used to being considered all cool and wise .

Meanwhile theduchessa was seen yesterday fishing . She kept throwing all the fish she caught back into the sea hoping one of them would talk . Clearly , theduchessa is not against getting wishes from fishes

To cut a short story long let me begin with the fact that I live near the Elvish forest and fishing has become impossible for locals since LockHood has been into her magic experiments with fishes. Whenever I catch a fish, it looks at me with human eyes and talks to me in human voice! How can I put such a fish in my soup? One day I lost my patience and went to LockHood's. "To hell with your magic, LockHood!" I said, "Give me back my ordinary fish so I could make some soup for my dinner!" "Calm down, I'll take away the spell if you require so." said LockHood, a little bit hurt. I went back to the sea, got a very good catch of big fat fishes and made a wonderful soup for the diner. But when I put a spoon in my plate, a fish put out its head and said "Let me go and I'll grant you three wishes..." "LockHood," I shouted, "What does it mean?" "Sorry, sorry," answered LockHood materializing in front of me. "You must understand that I'm still learning and I sometimes do mistakes. Just sit here and I will make a wonderfu soup for you with no talking fish." And so she did. I muTst say she can cook! I ate all the soup, but when I opened my mouth to talk, all I could say was "Let me go and I'll grant you three wishes..." ! LockHood, I went here to write you this message, because I can't talk normally anymore, only the stupid phrase about three wishes. LockHood, learn faster and take away your spell!

siluasap just told us her life story in the form of a comic. what did you do with the sword anyway? you were the one who put it inside the stone right?

[LockHood]

theduchessa saw siluasap with a sword and has ever since wanted it for herself . I saw the two having a fierce tug of war with the sword yesterday . siluasap who was still on my faulty spell ( ) occasionally let slip "Let me go ! And I'll grant you three wishes !" and duchessa who got tired of it said "I don't want your fishes ! Er , wishes ! Just give me the damn sword already !"

Finally the sword broke and they both ran away in opposite directions clutching their piece of the sword

Meanwhile LockHood was searching desperately how to remove her faulty spell off me, so I won't need to talk like Golden Fish. She spent all they long in her magic laboratory and came up with a magic dish which she now insists I have to eat while it is still hot:



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Sorry LockHood, but I think I'll pass. I'll wait for another spell remover.

i was wondering why the piranha population was dwindling. lockhood and siluasap have been eating them. poor poor piranha's. :'(

[LockHood]

theduchessa often snatches teddy bears from unsuspecting kids and runs away so she can entertain as well as feed fish food to her hungry piranhas . How weird !

and lockhood has made it her life mission to steal my poor defenseless...well poor piranha's to her evil minions to steal my duchy. I am on to you evil elfin queen

Long long time ago, theduchessa was walking near her palace by the sea. She was totally absorbed in her grim thoughts about how to get rid of the Elvish kingdom when suddenly she heard a splash in the water. She looked at the sea and saw the king of piranhas flashing a toothy smile at her. "Dear theduchessa, you are the only one on Earth who respects us, poor piranhas, and speaks about us good words. Today I ate well, I am in a good mood, so ask me anything, I will grant your wish." "Oh, King Of Piranhas, could you help me to get rid of the evil LockHood? She is a burden for the Earth. I won't be happy with her in this World." "As you wish," said King Of Piranhas. "Just you wait until tomorrow, I swear, there won't be any of her race left on the Earth".

The next morning theduchessa went out for a walk and the first thing she saw was a huge mountain of bones on the beach and the King Of Piranhas smiling at her from the sea. "What is this mess? " asked theduchessa. "Well, as you can see, me and my servants worked hard all night long and we ate all the dinosaurs on Earth. No more of their evil reign, there are only bones left of them." "What have you done? I was talking about LockHood, queen of Elves, and not about dinosaurs!" "Really?" wondered King Of Piranhas, "I must have misheard you, I thought you were talking about Lokifood, queen of dinosaurs... Well, we had a good feast this night and now it is time for a good rest." And he swam away. That's how dinosaurs disappeared from Earth.

Okay fine. I admit it. I was ME. dinosoaurs no longer exist because of Me. But... when you think about it, you guys should actually THANK me! if it wasn't for me, everyone on the planet would be T-rex chow right now

[LockHood]

theduchessa is just trying to act cool about siluasap's revelation when infact she's terrified ! She knows the Elves will retaliate . Neither she nor the big headed Piranha king had noticed a lone witch (siluasap) playing rugby all by herself in the sky on her broomstick on that fateful day when they were conspiring . siluasap had seen the whole thing but kept it to herself all this time , but then theduchessa broke her sword and refused to grant her free pies while she was visiting her duchy .

I'll personally be arresting theduchessa for her crimes against the environment ( The Antarctican Ice Beds and The Dinos ) , and of course , for conspiring against the Elves . I'll also be dethroning the silly Piranha King .

I must warn you in advance that anything you say can and will be used against you

This is my official statement regarding the alleged accusations: "krish kiris crunch drohb krisss crunch hiss grut jus crunch crunh"
you might want to get a translator for that lockhood. I've made my statement in Piranha

[LockHood]

theduchessa met someone who claimed to be a seer . He told her the world would flood tomorrow like in the days of Noah and that he would give her his 'special' magic boat (which was so magic , it had holes in it) , in return for her car . And she totally believed him . So she exchanged her car for the special boat .

She has kept the boat right in front of her house , and has been sitting in it , oars at the ready for quite some time now . If any of the passersby point at her and laugh , she only returns a superior , smug , smile and returns to waiting for the flood .

EDIT : I just saw her latest facebook status updated just a few minutes ago . It says "Keep Calm and Wait for the Flood"

[Tattle]

I have no business here.