[LockHood]

Once upon a time , Tattle was boating when alas there was trouble and his boat developed a hole . What did Tattle do ? He drilled a bigger hole next to the first one , hoping the water from the first hole would flow out faster through the new bigger one !

The admins of Mobilism , being concerned for the safety of it's users has hence made it illegal for anyone to go boating with Tattle .

Everyone knows that LockHood gives a damn what Mobilism admins say about the matters She was last seen boating with Tattle in the lake of Titicaca and helping him to scoop out the water. She was so absorbed by her task that she totally forgot about her duty to watch over the world so that the clones, cyborgs and androids couldn't come to power and change the laws of nature. High tech fanatics used the opportunity by creating a more advanced model of robot http://www.wimp.com/robottalks/

[LockHood]

Is that so ? I shall rectify matters immediately

But . . . what on Middle-Earth ? Look what siluasap PM'd me .

Spam the boards and Hijack the threads
Break the rules and Make nonsensical posts
Because that's what young Tattle hates !

On asking around , I see she's spreading this message throughout Mobilism

When I asked her why , all she could tell me was , she went boating with Tattle today

Hey, I am now on the bottom of the lake Karachay! Yes, it is the most polluted spot on Earth and also, it is the place where all Mobilism spammers and trolls are being sent. It is Tattle who usually takes them here on his holey boat if you didn't know.
No worries, guys, to be in the lake Karachay isn't so bad as it may sound. I already begun to glitter a little because of the high radiation levels around here. I also met Santa Claus, the real one! He was drowned in the lake after he posted some tempting Christmas offers on Mobilism and was mistaken for the spammer. He sends his most kind regards to everyone and asks LockHood if she still wants to have a glowing royal gown as she wrote him in her Christmas letter. If so, she is invited to join us in the lake wearing her best dress and her dream will come true in no time!

Here is the lake Karachay. Isn't it beautiful?

[LockHood]

siluasap bewitched the site because the admins refused to ban the movie "Hansel & Gretel : Witch Hunters" from Mobilism which she and her fellow witches found offensive . This was why the site was down yesterday .

I noticed LockHood knows too many of my secrets, so, I sent my witchy guards ordering them to catch her and bring her to my hut. They returned the next day without LockHood, but in a very joyful mood, giggling and singing foolishly. Upon further investigation, I found that my guards were sprayed with the crazionite, a substance produced and used only by elves. I suspect that LockHood uses crazionite on other people as well! Those affected by crazionite tend to act crazy, talk various nonsense and act as if they could reach the skies . If you noticed such behaviour among people you know, blame it on LockHood

My guards under the influence of crazionite:

Little did siluasap know that she too was under the influence of crazionite and was actually imagining that her guards were crazy. Her guards had to chase her halfway around the world before being able to capture her and lock her up in Arkham Asylam, where she befriended the Joker.

[Weelee]

Muffun12 is really just a dozen donut holes in Disguise

[LockHood]

Muffun12 is really just a dozen donut holes in Disguise

That , was the only explanation Weelee gave when she was caught dancing in a spiderman suit on Muffun12's flower beds , effectively trampling all the once glorious flowers that poor old Muffun12 had painstakingly planted and grown

I was among the group of spectators who had gathered to see Weelee's heinous act , and a took a video of it . Here it is !

LockHood opened a fortune-telling store where she predicts future using her Crystal Ball. If you pay her 1$, you will get the prediction that one day you will die. If you pay 2$, you will know that you will live somehow until the day you die. If you pay 3$, you will get the guarantee that LockHood won't tell anyone that you paid her to get these two simple truths.

[LockHood]

siluasap was my first customer . I'm telling you this because , of course , she refused to pay the $3 for keeping it a secret . Instead she tried to trade a miniature monkey she claimed will fill forms for me .



Huh , tear them more likely . Bad move siluasap

[Tattle]

LockHood is a moderator in disguise. And I would know.

Tattle has gone dark. He's now trying to assassinate XVI and take his place as lifehacker's right hand man.

[Weelee]

Leo Pacificus secret-lee downloads and admires all the Bodice ripping trashy novels posted in the Releases

[Tattle]

Just found a pic of Leo: