[LockHood]

Tattle is indeed Deadpool . An old lady from whom he bulk purchases spandex confessed .

Is that the same lady from whom you buy duck fluff for elven wings?

siluasap don't know what mobilism is..and he/she always travel with the witch who hunted Tom from Tom & Jerry cartoon.

[LockHood]

Superman fans all over the world are clamouring because in the new Superman movie , Man of Steel , Superman isn't wearing his iconic red speedos . Well , my Elven detectives have brought to light some shocking , surprising and amusing facts regarding the issue .

It seems the fault isn't the directer's but siluasap's who was being naughty (AGAIN) and stole Superman's super speedos . She further thought it'd be funny to stick it with tape on Tattle's door . She didn't know Tattle had been coveting them super speedos for a long time and was ecstatic when come morning he found it taped to his door . Everyone knows Tattle\Deadpool violated Spider-Man's intellectual rights and ripped off his costume . And now it's the super speedos . At this rate , may all the super-heroes\villains look to their costumes .

When bookishAlien our new newbie read this report , she ran away crying because she has a rational fear of speedos

LockHood got a call from Iron man who asked her to stop spreading rumors about him being gay, Lockhood told him that she will not stop these rumors and even her detectives will work on it unless he agrees on making an ally with her against Harry Potter.

(No offense to anyone, it was just for game.)

Be careful, bookishAlien, LockHood easily gets angry and her wrath is greater then that of Dark Helmet's from Spaceballs!

bookishAlien was reading late at night about Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Suddenly, the moon came from the clouds setting everything to glow, but bookishAlien thought it was a spook and hid trembling under her book.

[LockHood]

siluasap will pay a 100 WRZ$ to anyone who gets me , LockHood , the mysterious green juice superheroes drink , and 200 WRZ$ if the green juice happens to be tasty

The quest of the mysterious green drink is a dangerous mission because the drink is the true death for no mutants. My sister whitch from the secret farming lands in Area 51 reports that there are spinach crops being grown and heavily fertilized with the poo of alien prisonners from Cassiopeia galaxy. The poo provoke to multiply mutant bacteries that live and feed on the green leaves of spinach. These bacteries are the main secret ingridient of the drink of superheroes. Everyone else who would drink it, would die from kidney failure and nervous system problems...

I think LockHood owes me at least 100 WRZ$ for resolving the mystery of the superheroes drink

[LockHood]

Well , I'm an Elf . Not like I need any more superpowers . Neither does siluasap who's a witch . But her curiosity gave her quite a bite . She got herself a vial of that green drink and took a sip . Being a witch , it couldn't kill her . But , er , she's been acting a bit weird .

Ever since she took that fateful sip of green superhero drink , she's been playing on her old rocking horse all day , singing this old spiderman song : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o29VoxtsFk

And she now even calls herself "The friendly neighbourhood siluasap" . If anyone calls her just siluasap , she sprays this magic yellow paint on them . So everyone please take care to call her by her new name or get your clothes ruined

And of couse I can't give her the 100 WRZ$ . because I'll have to use her real name for the official donation and I don't want to ruin my royal gown

LockHood is economizing her WRZ$ to buy Mobilism. When she will become a new site owner, everyone on Mobilism will have to speak Yoda language or Elvish Sindarin. Mobilism Contests Section will be renamed to Mobilism Knights and Ladies Tournaments. Those who who will lose at Tournaments will need to give away their phones for destruction.

[LockHood]

Hey , I wouldn't do any of that ! Clearly , siluasap doesn't understand me at all

But I'm here to warn everyone against one of siluasap's sinister plans . In actuality , siluasap is the hidden boss behind all those kitchen spam posts we can find all over Mobilism . Please , nobody buy them for they are bewitched ! Why would a witch want to sell bewitched kitchens , you wonder ? Well , we all know siluasap loves pies . But it so happens that she's too lazy to make them herself . But if anyone makes pies or anything siluasap likes in these bewitched kitchens , the food items vanish when no one's looking , and appear far away on siluasap's table .

A lot of frustrated humans came to me for help because no matter how burglar-proof they made their kitchens , their food kept disappearing . I suspected siluasap from the moment I heard that pies disappeared the most . I made a thorough investigation and that is how I could bring these facts to light

On my behalf I must say that I steal only from those who get hooked on my spam links I think they deserve such a punishment LockHood is very jealous of my success, no doubt she'd like all those beautiful, super duper delicious pies to appear miraculously on her royal dinner table! She actually organized a spiritualism seance to summon my pies to her castle but she only attracted a bunch of forever hungry dogs. The dogs are now following LockHood around all the time, ready to grab from her any food that isn't eaten at the speed of light!

[LockHood]

I had no problems with the poor dogs . I just gave them all some Lembas , the waybread of the Elves . One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a full grown man . After the Lembas , the dogs now hardly ever feel hungry and have also become wiser . I even taught them proper table manners .



Yesterday , they said "Thank you oh gracious Queen , for delivering us from our greed and ignorance . We now beg your leave to go enlighten our fellow canines across the world" , and left my woods .

siluasap was furious when she came of know of this . Not only did she lose her means to get magically appearing , free delicious food , but was also bereft of her revenge . Now , if you see her sulking and pouting , you'll know why

Do you know that I know a person who knows Superman in person? I will ask him and he will ask Superman to come and punch you into space! It will be my revenge

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[LockHood]

Never mind that , siluasap's just having hallucinations . So many of them and so often that she can hardly sleep at night . She told me one of her hallucinations in detail and I made an emoticon of it to commemorate the event