[LockHood]

I was playing with my frisbee yesterday and out of nowhere came Isak , caught the frisbee and ran off with it . What has this world come to ?

[Isak]

The frisbee was taken because it was poisoned by Yoda and the poison-free frisbee was duly returned and LockHood thanked Isak and said "Oh, Sir Isak. You're such a gentleman!"


Isak said - "I am. '

[LockHood]

Isak always puts in his calculator while making porridge for a while . Apparently the added calculator essence will help improve his math skillz .

LockHood thinks that porridge is for illiterate kids. She always has alphabet soup for breakfast and builds looOOOOOOOOOOOng words from letters in her bowl. Today she accidentally built the sentence "Don't eat me" and couldn't make herself to finish the soup. XD

[LockHood]

Word around Mobilism is , siluasap went to see the doctor because she keeps having nightmares of Isak eating cornflakes .

[Isak]

When Lockie was a little girl she loved visiting the Apple orchard near her home and loved eating Apples from there and one day she met one mean-devilish little boy called Isak who told her if she swallowed Apple seeds an Apple would really grow inside her.
She was terrified and never ate apples!


And Isak was damn happy to have all the apples to himself!

[LockHood]

Isak got banned for impersonating a moderator on the forums . He did so to swindle WRZ$ off users , apparently .

[Isak]

And it was lockhood I swindled wrz off ... she really fell for that old trick

[LockHood]

That's a vicious lie !

It is no surprise however , for Isak is a Sith agent , out to spread hatred among the public against the Jedi . Hence all the tales about Yoda-poisoned frisbees .

[Isak]

Geez, who is that creep, lockie? .. Yuk!!

I don't even know who Yoda is






Lockie is a nice and very helpful person!
The Sith Lord shown above once asked for her help to steal a 1-year-old's diaper stockpile, she brought all to the sith lord but accidentally she picked up diapers from the used stockpile....
They did a similar thing to a 98-year-old too once




such a nice elf Lockie!

Isak is not a Sith Lord, because he failed his sith stealth exams due to the large pieces of statement jewellery he wears at all times jingling.

[Isak]

Course I'm not a Sith Lord, That's a truth!

But spirit has an on/off relationship with the sith lord shown above and Lockie and her keep vying for his attention

[hiemdal]

Isak is a perfectly sane and reasonable fellow. I would believe everything he says.

[LockHood]

hiemdal really meant what he said . He blindly believes Isak and follows him around . One day Isak climbed a tall tree to hide from hiemdal . But hiemdal noticed him and tried to climb the tree too , but couldn't . So he sat at its foot and cries to this day . Meanwhile Isak was stuck up there and waited and waited for hiemdal to leave , who simply wouldn't . Eventually Isak turned into an owl and flew away .

'The Tragedy of Hiemdal and Isak' is now a popular cautionary tale for little children to teach them to not be so trusting .

LockHood, why is your comment's box full of Egyptian hieroglyphics? I can't understand a thing what you are writing about! I believe you should film and post a video of you ASAP to explain what's going on