[hiemdal]

I have translated the hieroglyphics for you. Sorry about the odd kanji. That couldn't be helped.

[LockHood]

heimdal invited siluasap to a potluck lunch so they can discuss hieroglyphics and kanji . During their conversation , heimdal interjected that he finds her avatar disturbing . siluasap smiled it off and continued to munch on some muffins . But he unwisely insisted she change her avatar at which point siluasap walked off in a huff , not even taking the pancakes she had brought along . heimdal then had it all by himself .

[hiemdal]

Whilst I would never dare to contradict such an erudite and perspicacious (thank the allfather for spell-checkers!) individual as your charming self, I should point out that it was muffins not pancakes, and I was the one who provided them. Also - a minor point I know, but siluasap did not leave until she had scoffed the lot, leaving me both hungry and bereft.

Also she bitchlapped me before leaving, which was a tad unfair under the circumstances.

[Isak]

When all was said n done..... Lockie n hiemdal hired a contract killer goes by the name Isak to find n abduct siluasap.

We are currently in the process of discussing my fees.....
BUT .. don't tell the police n certainly don't tell Lockie n hiemdal that siluasap contacted me too n I'll decide who to kill depending on the bounty (WRZ$) I'm offered by each of the parties concerned..


The one who offers higher gets me

[LockHood]

That is not so ! Isak is a very gentle person who likes to dance in the rain , chase butterflies in the wind and eat cheese placidly under giant pretty mushrooms .

[Isak]

^^
For sayin that...
At the last moment Isak decided to abduct Lockie and locked her in the garage

Well, I must tell you guys, that what Isak calls his garage is actually his wardrobe. He keeps there his toy cars and his brightly colored wigs. So, he put LockHood in his wardrobe and LockHood was so bored in there that she knitted a rainbow carpet out of his bright wigs. Of course, when a fairy knits a carpet, it has to be a flying one. And LockHood flew away through the keyhole... I think Isak will be petrified when he finds out that his wigs have disappeared with LockHood...

[Isak]

Ah, time for absolute Truth.

Brightly-Colored Wigs is actually an alias for Long-Twisted-Winding Silu-Snouts....
Now, these Silu-Snouts are capable of huge harm when out in the open, coz Silu actually can control them when devoid of the protection offered in the Garage.

The Red-colored Silu-Snout comes when Silu burps over n over again, makes a game out of it.
The Blue-colored Silu-Snout comes when Silu prepares Mosquito soup full of mosquitoes specially-imported from Nigeria.
There are 199 more colors


Silu uses Silu-snouts to spy on people's private parts, to pick everybody's nose.... and thousands of other things

[LockHood]

Let no one be disturbed by Isak's last post . Tis nothing too strange .

From what I hear , Isak was meditating in his room . So intense was this meditation that he levitated into the air . Up and up he kept going , steadily picking up speed ! Eventually he bumped his head on the ceiling and tumbled to the floor . But he wasn't too seriously injured and will be back to normal in no time

[Isak]

Lockie, why do I see a troll in your avatar? And why is your username TrollHood?

Rumor has it Isak hit his head into the ceiling of his bedroom and that's why now he thinks of himself as a gangster. Not an ordinary gangster but a very badass killer gangter, the Gangsta Gangsta. He even reported to a local gang claming his right to be recognized as a hitman. "So, do you have any experience in this job?" asked him local gangsters unbelievably. And he answered smiling proudly : "I hit one spider on the ceiling of my bedroom with my head"

[LockHood]

siluasap is a therapist .

[flawlessdreamer]

Isak will be playing the son of Spiderman in "Spiderboy peed his pants" in 2017.

[Isak]

And dreamer will be directing the film

[flawlessdreamer]

And I will playing Spiderboy's mommy!