[LockHood]

flawlessdreamer did not like her lunch . So she ate 3 avocados and 5 nuts instead . She then proceeded to stand upside down for half an hour because she believes it will make her dreams more flawless .

LockHood and flawlessdream will star in the future movie about Spiderboy Isak and together they will try to help Spiderboy stop drooling all over the place. I believe it will be a dramatic comedy with a happy ending, but there will be some killer action scenes involving LockHood and a heartless cleaning lady.

[LockHood]

But that is only a subplot . The main story involves siluasap who will be the lead villain who runs an evil nappy business empire and tries to sell some of them to Spiderboy Isak who drools back at her . Exactly how the nappies are evil will be the plot twist and is currently a safely guarded secret .

[flawlessdreamer]

And Momma dreamer will shoot silusap in the ass because lockwood and silusap hurt my spiderboy isak. Lockwood will stitch silusap up, and they plan to rule the world, but spiderboy becomes spiderman and goes after the bad bad villians.

[LockHood]

The sudden influx of posts in this thread of lies is all caused by flawlessdreamer. She robbed the Eternal Serum of FalseHood from the Troll Mansion and slipped it into everyone's drinks last night . Only I was spared , being an Elf of great purity and such .

[flawlessdreamer]

The dreamster kidnapped Lockwood to make her, her personal cleaner in her castle, while she waits for her son spiderboy to return with Oreos.

[LockHood]

Is Lockwood someone from your dreams ? You cannot have meant LockHood High Queen of the Elves , soon to be Empress of the Universe (once I take over the world . mwahaha ) .

Or perhaps its the acupuncture . Someone told flawlessdreamer (definitely not me) that acupuncture can enhance the quality of her dreams to a very high resolution . Alas she got over-excited and tampered with the wrong nerves . Her mouth is now permanently contorted in a scream , and she messes up everyone's names . Don't be surprised if she talks about 'silucup' , 'Pushak' or 'heehaw' . Tis only siluasap , Isak and hiemdal .

[Isak]

LockHood has finally gone insane and put into an insane asylum .. she can't be blamed actually...

She thinks those other insane inmates surrounding her are elves, and she thinks she's their queen .. Well, yes Queen of Insane Inmates .. xD !!
She's living in an Insane asylum and she thinks it's an Elven Castle .. Well, yes Insane Asylums do look gothic .. xD !!


As we live our lives, LockHood makes up lies in this Insane Asylum and posts it here ... coz she's affected with Schizoaffective Disorder .. has become delusional and hallucinates all the time .. xD !!


Wish you luck, Lockie !!

[LockHood]

Isak wishes his username was 'Pushak' for real .

[flawlessdreamer]

Lockhood is the daughter of papa smurf

[LockHood]

Impertinence ! You shall feel the wrath of my brand new Sith Lightsaber !

[flawlessdreamer]

Lockhood always looks badass, and kicks butts, not afraid to fight, but.... If Spiderboy Isak shows up, she pees her pants.

flawlessdreamer dreams of californication and follows Kim Kardashian on Twitter

[LockHood]

siluasap's posts on Mobilism are full of subliminal messages to train everyone into believing she is the queen of k-pop .

LockHood is forever addicted to little pink ponies and recently went to her hairdresser's so to dye her hair and her poodle Watson all rainbow colours! :OOO