[LockHood]

siluasap is , in actuality , a self-help guru . Her upcoming book The Power of Self-Belief : How to walk through walls is already predicted to be a New York Times Best-Seller . It costs only £59.99 . Pre-order and get it at 50% off !

[flawlessdreamer]

I've been to flawlessdreamer's place. She dreams so much that she forgots to wash her socks and the smell is like in a cheese factory. Unbearable!

It was really Lockhoods place I was staying at, dreamer her place is a clean palace!

True, true, your place is all violets and lilacs ;D

siluasap is , in actuality , a self-help guru . Her upcoming book The Power of Self-Belief : How to walk through walls is already predicted to be a New York Times Best-Seller . It costs only £59.99 . Pre-order and get it at 50% off !

Poor LockHood, as a VIP she had the privilege to be the very first to get my damn self-help book for free, but when she opened it, honestly, she was so shocked by all the English grammar mistakes she saw in there that she choked on her lunch - roasted fat French frog

[LockHood]

I was promenading through my royal woods yesterday evening , clothed in the guise of a common wood-elf . Thus it was , that I happened across a little crowd in a shady part of the woods . It was around this little cave , decorated with disco lights , sporting the sign 'Siluasap's Magic Essentials' . "Hmm . So she's back to her crooked , witchy ways," I think . I decided to shut it down and banish her instantly . But before I left , I saw some very entertaining sights . I have provided an extract from my diary entry below .

[ siluasap was animatedly selling some shady looking 'artefacts' , 'charms' and 'potions' . I also saw other familiar faces . flawlessdreamer bought a bucketload of love-potions . hiemdal was there too , asking : "Are you sure ? Will I really become a dalek if I sleep a night while biting this magic-chicken-bone-with-butterfly-dust ?" . Before siluasap could nod enthusiastically to that and pocket her money , Isak quipped : "Will the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies really come alive if I chew and spit this magic horse-hair upon it ?" ]

Stop lying, LockHood! You were disguised not as a common wood-elf, but as a butterfly fairy. I remember it was a very stormy night and when the lightening hit hiemdal saw you with those huge butterfly wings of yours in the dark and mistook you for the Fallen Madonna! They both together with Isak nearly got crazy looking for you and threathened to cut the forest down, but me and flawlessdreamer managed to chase them away with copious torrents of hit-and-run potion from the magic hose.

[Isak]

Umm ... ??

siluasap, LockHood, flawlessdreamer and hiemdal are four mental patients locked in the same ward. Monsieur Isak is their caretaker.
One sunny morning as Monsieur Isak was brushing his teeth while taking a stroll through the corridors, he saw 4 things that made him go completely insane

Monsieur Isak's 1st Mental Breakdown - He had seen siluasap waking up with pots and pans multiple times but this time she woke up with pumpkins in her bed.
And there's not a single pumpkin in the whole asylum !
Monsieur Isak's 2nd Mental Breakdown - An Amazon delivery boy delivered 500$ worth of baby pacifiers. Apparently, LockHood had ordered this stuff while asleep last night !
Monsieur Isak's 3rd Mental Breakdown - He saw heimdal waking up in the bathtub. And not only water, the bathtub had lots of oreos in it and tic tacs too !
Monsieur Isak's 4th Mental Breakdown - He had seen flawlessdreamer go to sleep in PJ's. But he saw her wake up in Samurai Kimono and samurai pants and hanging upside down from the ceiling !

Now Monsieur Isak is a mental patient too, locked in the same ward with the above 4 and he hopes to leave soon ....... soon soon

Is it wind outside or do I hear Isak moaning? I see he remembered that Mobilism is a mental house! Don’t be afraid Isak, here are no locks on the doors. You can go upstairs from this basement ward to the meeting room where mobilism doctors and nurses are and tell them very boldly everything you think about their crazy madhouse. You'll be shown to the exit door very quick!

But why to leave our ward? Don’t you find our free talk enlightening and entertaining? Aren’t you amused to hear flawlessdreamer snoring sweetly at night in bed and LockHood hooting like an owl in her dreams? You should know that you are big fun for our ward too because you talk very funny in your sleep! Last night you confessed that you like to dye your hair bright yellow to fit the yellowish color of your teeth (though in my opinion they aren’t yellowish but greenish). Tonight you told that you like to eat pies because your math teacher at school used to say that many problems can be solved with Pi.

By the way, there are books for free in this madhouse too. I've just found one about me, it is called The Elephant Keeper

[Isak]

Wow, silu, sweet ! - I'm not leaving this ward (that was a lie )
BTW, my hair's black and teeth white (that's truth )

Also, I was really involved in the act of Teeth-Brushing when I stumbled upon the Free Talk section of this site, our shared mental ward


So, you're gonna read Water for Elephants, great
I'm an Elephant Keeper too, sort of, my underwears have elephant prints on them

siluasap has a Bieber tatto on her .... :snerk: I can't type this with a straight face
and she likes to sit on the footstool that came with her sofa set, pretending to be queen of the Ottoman Empire, balancing towels and pans on her head as some sort of an elaborate headdress

[flawlessdreamer]

Isak is going to marry Selena Gomez, but momma Dreamy will put a stop to it!

[LockHood]

Isak ran away to the moon because flawlessdreamer tried to adopt him for the 100th time . siluasap sorely misses her drinking-buddy and mental-ward-mate Isak , and spents her time crying next to his copy of The Fallen Madonna .

[flawlessdreamer]

Lockhood went after Isak with a wedding ring, finally she is really to tell him she wants to marry him. If he will say no, she will push Selena Gomez off the moon.

Flawlessdreamer wants Isak to marry Nicki Minaj in hopes to get endless suplies of oreos from the singer and a half of her followers on Twitter. I hear Nicki Minaj has already written a song for wedding ceremony. It is called Hey, mamma!

[LockHood]

After watching Ant-Man , siluasap has taken great interest in the ants she comes across in her house . She now names each one she happens across . While she thinks she can tell them apart , reality is a different case . She just uploaded a picture on snappychat or twitter or some such place of her smiling over her dinner , along with three ants she had picked and kept on a glass-cube . This is the caption . . .

" Dinner with my ants !!!
#siludinner #antzzzzz #ants_have_feelings_too "

LockHood thinks of herself as a shepherdess of stars. She loves stars, because they look so detached from crazy life on Earth and so brave to be shining from the depths of dark. When there's a starry night, LockHood goes outside to check on stars and ask them how are they doing. If by accident they seem to be shivering in the cold wind of night, LockHood shivers together with them and if a star happens to fall to Earth, LockHood sheds a tear for it. But if everything is OK and LockHood herself is in a good mood, she invites stars to visit her. She comes back to her house, puts a plate of water on her window seal and watches the reflections of stars for an hour or two. And she asks herself whether the stars are above her or she is above the stars, after all, no one knows where's the top and where's the bottom of the World!

[flawlessdreamer]

Flawlessdreamer wants Isak to marry Nicki Minaj in hopes to get endless suplies of oreos from the singer and a half of her followers on Twitter. I hear Nicki Minaj has already written a song for wedding ceremony. It is called Hey, mamma!

Yes this is all so true. No Selena Gomez!