[BambieReader]

[I was sort of imagining a slime monster with massive eyeballs and a long pink tongue]

Come on, make poor, little elephants happy.

megabyte

x? = happy?

i was sole owner in Ashton Screw Machines

ooogtbba

Obviously, only our gorillas throw blue baboons awkwardly.

therules

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Yes the 'x' thing from... you know... the rules... first post...

Yes there are rules. Don't faint from shock!

I spent literally minutes working them out and wrote them all out with a shiny pink biro*. So sad now because obviously nobody has read them

The rules are:

1. The sentence has to sort of make sense, but nobody is going to hit you over the head with the lead piping if you get creative, honest.
2. Not too many letter repeats (zzzzzz would not be much fun and might make everyone sleepy).
3. ‘x’ is a wildcard and can be anything.
4. If it gets stuck and nobody answers for over 24 hours, anyone can reset the game by using the letter string hmmp

*OK, so I was lying about the biro**... but the 'x' rule has been there right from the start.

**It was a shiny purple biro

[lilybook]

two hairy egrets rushed under ladders eschewing sunshine

pleasure

Plump llamas eat anything sweet unless ridiculously expensive.

wonton

[BambieReader]

we only notice the ones near

dumpling

now I'm not gonna use any x at all

Don't upset my perfect life, I need glitter.

charsiu

OK, I'll change rule 3 back

[BambieReader]

cool horses are rarely scared in Utah

chateau

can't have any temporary element and unicorn

kasofh

Keep antiseptic scissors out for haircuts.

hairdo

hey am I running down Ontario?

oifdb

+++

Officers in France don't blink.

sport

[BambieReader]

she plays Organ really terrifically

fungames

Friendly Uncle Gary gets a message every Sunday.

trifle

Tim races Indi for little eggplants.

kamurtl