Ear-cleaning takes hours!
1. Horns. Oh, boy. It has legs and it's horny. Nothing good will come out of this combo.
2. Ears. Two sets of them. Now, it can hear your whole neighborhood.
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4. Mouth. Two of them. No wonder it is always hungry.
5. Legs. Both of them. It's a good thing. No one likes to stand tilted.
6.
There is no off switch on a tiger.
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