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All guards in Mobi-Dix Center in Silly, Ness are lying on top of Tiger
who keeps yelling, "I said there's 'rice' in these, not 'riot'."
(They may or may not have been superglued to Tiger.)
Oh no!
Tiger sent the wrong file!2 prisoners from
Block A got inventive and managed to get through the door.
8 prisoners from
Block A were caught and sent back one door (or stayed put in their cells.

)
Another boxes of cupcakes will arrive very soon. Do not eat anything… or anybody! Cannibalism will not be tolerated!
Oh no!
Tiger sent the wrong file!3 prisoners from
Block B got inventive and managed to get through the door.
5 prisoners from
Block B were caught and sent back one door (or stayed put in their cells.

)
Another boxes of cupcakes will arrive very soon. Do not eat anything… or anybody! Cannibalism will not be tolerated!