Pumpkin brain to pumpkin head: you dumbass, I said find us a HUMAN body, not just any stupid two-legged one!!!

This is way too much effort just to be close to a banana, even though she may be the love of my life

[Misstee]

Dorothy?. We don't need no Stinkin' Dorothy!.

Hand over the candy or I'm gunna eat this pupper

His momma has the exact same expression

Nope, no nuts here.

Look under the letter 'B' for Backfire

[FRKJ]

This trick and treating is getting to be a bit too cannibalistic.

[FRKJ]

Disclaimer: No real babies were harmed making this decoration.

[FRKJ]

"I mean the pumpkin should rot off in a mounth or two."
-- Dwight, The Office

[FRKJ]

"You're a pumpkin, Harry"
"I'm.. I'm a what?"
"A pumpkin, Harry"

"You can't carve me, I'm studying like a good pumpkin"

"Man, this helmet is heavy"

"The potion was supposed to age me, not change me into a pumpkin"

"I hear there's a party tonight, I got my entry fee."