Dice: 2
Tiger farted on a snake! I repeat, Tiger farted on a snake! That snake got dizzy and swooshed around Tiger's neck because it thought Tiger is soooo into choking. But instead of enjoying it, Tiger fainted—she dropped like lead balloon—back to 16. #frakingbird #flippingthebird

This Tiger is unique, Mousey, so if you really want a book about farting tiger, check (auto)biographies.
Tiger farted on a snake! I repeat, Tiger farted on a snake! That snake got dizzy and swooshed around Tiger's neck because it thought Tiger is soooo into choking. But instead of enjoying it, Tiger fainted—she dropped like lead balloon—back to 16. #frakingbird #flippingthebird

This Tiger is unique, Mousey, so if you really want a book about farting tiger, check (auto)biographies.
There is no off switch on a tiger.
If you're not scared, you can follow me on my twitter, @phoebessCZ.
If you're not scared, you can follow me on my twitter, @phoebessCZ.
















