But what do I know? I haven't had a first date in over twenty years. These days I pretty much thought people met on Tinder, had a drink at a place with multiple exits or at least a bathroom with capacious windows and set up their next Tinder date while waiting to see if the person they just met came back from the bathroom.
Still, I'm guessing a majority of our Mobi brethren came of age when you dressed sharp, filled your pockets with condoms and cocaine and took your date for a nice dinner at a place with multiple exits or at least a bathroom with capacious windows.
Oh, and not kebabs. Never kebabs.
